Warning Cards


Warning Cards

The world is filling with warning signs.
Here are some more to get you safely through the day...

17cm x 12cm - blank inside - colour envelope - cello wrapped
 


Cake Reflex

Ref: WO100



CAUTION
Can someone keep
count on the amount
of cake this person
consumes.
(They have no 'Stop, I'm full of cake' reflex.)


Price: £2.25



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Aliens

Ref: WO28



Happy Birthday!
Hope you're not
abducted by aliens
who fiddle with
your bits.

(Like last year.)

Price: £2.25



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Brother nice

Ref: WO24



Happy Birthday.
For a brother, you're
actually quite nice.

(Though admittedly, I could hit you with
a shovel sometimes given the chance;
Over and over and over and over again.)


Price: £2.25



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Sister Poo

Ref: WO22



Happy Birthday Sis.
You are my favourite
sister and you're often
in my thoughts!

(To be fair this is often when I am trying
to tease out a stubborn poo, but as
they say it's the thought that counts!)


Price: £2.25



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Sister stinks

Ref: WO19



Happy Birthday Sister.
I've done a fart in
this card and it
proper stinks.
Sorry.

Price: £2.25



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Stinks

Ref: WO29



Happy Birthday!
I've done a fart in
this card and it
proper stinks.
Sorry.

Price: £2.25



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Cat Finger

Ref: WO46



I KNOW
YOU FINGERED
MY CAT,
AND I CAN
PROVE IT.


Price: £2.25



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Hurry

Ref: WO07



CAUTION
THIS CARD
WAS BOUGHT
IN A HURRY.

Price: £2.25



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Fanny Features

Ref: WO32



INFORMATION:
This card
may offend.
Happy Birthday
'Fanny Features'.


Price: £2.25



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Donkey Blowing

Ref: WO37



INFORMATION:
Please enjoy your
birthday but drink
responsibly.
(No blowing donkeys this year.)


Price: £2.25



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Please refrain

Ref: WO50



Please refrain
from playing
with yourself on
your birthday.

(Remember, we're watching you.)


Price: £2.25



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Me Me Me

Ref: WO39



INFORMATION:

Here's your card
now stop with
all the fucking
'Me me me' stuff.

Price: £2.25



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Lovely wank

Ref: WO35



Happy Birthday

Why not celebrate
it with a lovely wank?

Have a good one.

Price: £2.25



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loves cock

Ref: WO034



WARNING
The person
reading this card
loves cock.

(lots of it.)

Price: £2.25



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Drunken twatishness

Ref: WO31



WARNING:

This person is
prone to bouts
of drunken
twatishness.

Price: £2.25



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Dad things

Ref: WO21



Happy Birthday Dad.
I was going to buy you
one of those things
you keep going on
about but I forgot.

Price: £2.25



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Leaving

Ref: WO001



Leaving:
Look, if you're going,
then go. Don't hang
around for phoney
crocodile tears.
It ain't happening.

Price: £2.25



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