Warning Birthday Cards


Warning Birthday Cards

NSFW. The world is filling with warning signs.
Here are some more to get you safely through the day...

17cm x 12cm - blank inside - colour envelope - cello wrapped
 


Cake Reflex

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Cake Reflex

Ref: WO100



CAUTION
Can someone keep
count on the amount
of cake this person
consumes.
(They have no 'Stop, I'm full of cake' reflex.)
Price: £2.25


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Cat Finger

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Cat Finger

Ref: WO46



I KNOW
YOU FINGERED
MY CAT,
AND I CAN
PROVE IT.
Price: £2.25


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Aliens

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Aliens

Ref: WO28



Happy Birthday!
Hope you're not
abducted by aliens
who fiddle with
your bits.

(Like last year.)
Price: £2.25


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Hurry

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Hurry

Ref: WO07



CAUTION
THIS CARD
WAS BOUGHT
IN A HURRY.
Price: £2.25


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Me Me Me

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Me Me Me

Ref: WO39



INFORMATION:

Here's your card
now stop with
all the fucking
'Me me me' stuff.
Price: £2.25


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Fanny Features

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Fanny Features

Ref: WO32



INFORMATION:
This card
may offend.
Happy Birthday
'Fanny Features'.
Price: £2.25


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Donkey Blowing

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Donkey Blowing

Ref: WO37



INFORMATION:
Please enjoy your
birthday but drink
responsibly.
(No blowing donkeys this year.)
Price: £2.25


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Please refrain

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Please refrain

Ref: WO50



Please refrain
from playing
with yourself on
your birthday.

(Remember, we're watching you.)
Price: £2.25


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Lovely wank

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Lovely wank

Ref: WO35



Happy Birthday

Why not celebrate
it with a lovely wank?

Have a good one.
Price: £2.25


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loves cock

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loves cock

Ref: WO034



WARNING
The person
reading this card
loves cock.

(lots of it.)
Price: £2.25


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Drunken twatishness

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Drunken twatishness

Ref: WO31



WARNING:

This person is
prone to bouts
of drunken
twatishness.
Price: £2.25


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Stinks

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Stinks

Ref: WO29



Happy Birthday!
I've done a fart in
this card and it
proper stinks.
Sorry.
Price: £2.25


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Brother nice

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Brother nice

Ref: WO24



Happy Birthday.
For a brother, you're
actually quite nice.

(Though admittedly, I could hit you with
a shovel sometimes given the chance;
Over and over and over and over again.)
Price: £2.25


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Bro T&C's

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Bro T&C's

Ref: WO26



Happy Birthday Bro!
You are a fantastic
brother and I couldn't
wish for a better one.

(Terms and conditions do apply, the above
statement is only valid for the next 24 hours,
and after such time I will revert to my long
standing opinion that you are a complete
knob head. Refunds are not available, this does
not affect your statutory rights, you twat!)
Price: £2.25


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Sister stinks

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Sister stinks

Ref: WO19



Happy Birthday Sister.
I've done a fart in
this card and it
proper stinks.
Sorry.
Price: £2.25


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Sister Poo

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Sister Poo

Ref: WO22



Happy Birthday Sis.
You are my favourite
sister and you're often
in my thoughts!

(To be fair this is often when I am trying
to tease out a stubborn poo, but as
they say it's the thought that counts!)
Price: £2.25


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