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Valentine's Day Cards

Highstreet Valentine cards not quite doing it for you?

We've some cool Valentine's Day cards that you won't find anywhere else.

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Valentine - wonderful

Ref: UN035V love

if only everyone had someone as
wonderful as you. sure you have
your flaws and you're not as smart
as you think but overall, you're
really wonderful.

inside: happy valentine's day

Price: £2.50

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Valentine - finding you

Ref: UN037V love

finding you was the best
thing i've ever found.
and i've found a lot
of stuff.

inside: happy valentine's day

Price: £2.50

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Valentine - suck more

Ref: UN036V love

without you life would
suck even more than it
already does with you.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - soulmates

Ref: UN031V love

if there's one thing i'm sure of
it's that you and i are soul mates.
i mean, obviously i can't prove
it or anything but whatever,
neither can you.

inside: happy valentine's day

Price: £2.50

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Valentine - perfect

Ref: UN027V love

it's so obvious
everyone wants
to be me. not
because i'm so
breathtaking
but because i
have you. and
you're perfect.

inside: happy valentine's day

Price: £2.50

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Valentine - together

Ref: UN026V love

from the moment we met i knew
we were going to be together
forever. at least we better be.
i've already started to let
myself go a little.

inside: happy valentine's day

Price: £2.50

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Valentine - 9

Ref: UN001V love

on a scale of
1 - 10 you're a
9. not because
you're not a
10 but because
9 rhymes with
mine which is
what you are

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - heaven

Ref: UN025V love

sometimes i think you fell down from heaven.
not just because your face is all
crooked but because you're like an angel.
a sweet, sweet angel.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - so much better

Ref: UN038V love

being with you is so
much better than being
with someone that
isn't you.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - botox

Ref: UN019V love

i can't wait to
grow old with you
and do fun things
like read books
and get botox
injections.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - island

Ref: UN033V love

if i could only bring
one thing to a deserted
island, i'd bring you.
even though my lips get
really dry and i should
really be bringing
lip balm.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - needle

Ref: UN022V love

if i had a big enough needle,
i'd stitch our skin together while
you were asleep so that when you
woke up, we were like one person.
one big happy deformed person.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - woke up

Ref: UN013V love

if i woke up and
realized you crapped
all over me in your
sleep, i would still
love you just
the same.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - tiny pink

Ref: UN023V love

i'm so glad i have real arms and
not those tiny pink plastic ones.
this way i can hug you real tight
and not have to worry about
them popping off.

inside: happy valentine's day

Price: £2.50

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Valentine - you're so cute

Ref: UN010V love

you're so cute i
want to yank off
your head, stick it
in a jar and keep
it next to my
computer.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - bash

Ref: UN002V love

if we weren't together and i
saw you on the street, i'd bash
your head in with a brick so
you would fall down and i
could be there to catch you.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - contageous

Ref: UN029V love

clearly you're very special
to me because not once since
i've been with you have i
thought about any of my
severly contageous diseases

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - anything

Ref: UN003 Va

before you, i used to
hate valentine's day.
but now that we're
together, i love it
more than anything.
even more than you.

inside: happy valentine's day

Price: £2.50

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Valentine - pieces

Ref: UN002 Va

sometimes i think that instead of being
a person, you should be cut up into
little pieces of heart shaped candy.
that's how sweet and tasty you are.

inside: happy valentine's day

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Valentine - stab

Ref: UN001 Va

it's valentine's day and
i'm so happy we're together.
but if you ever leave me i'll
kill you. like, literally,
i'll stab you.

inside: happy valentine's day

Price: £2.50

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I Love You Very Very Much

Ref: YCUKVal8

I LOVE YOU

VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY

MUCH

instructions: check all that apply

inside: And I really really really really mean that.

Price: £2.25

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Certified Valentine

Ref: YCUKVal1

Certified Valentine

For the purposes of romantic clarity, this document officially identifies __________ (Recipient) as the certified valentine of _________ (Issuing Authority). For the twenty-four (24) hours of February 14 ("Valentine's Day"), the recipient is at liberty to indulge and be indulged in any and all reasonable observances of the holiday... (continues)

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.25

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Promissory Note

Ref: YCUKVal3

Promissory Note For Getting Lucky

This note entitles _________ (recipients name) to one free night
of sexual gratification with _________ (givers name) on Valentine's
Day, ________ (year), subject to the following rules and regulations:

continues...

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.25

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Things I Love

Ref: YCUKVal5

Things i love the most.

a List.

~~the beach~~ you
~~chocolate~~ you
~~trees~~ you
~~puppies~~ you
~~rubber~~ you
~~velcro~~ you
~~all-you-can-eat sushi~~ you
~~flying monkeys~~ you
me you
~~fleetwood mac~~ you
~~cover bands~~ you
~~knitting~~ you
~~air~~ you
~~dancing with the stars~~ you

Inside: You

Price: £2.25

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Hippo Hug

Ref: MS113V Val

A hug is the perfect gift, one size fits all.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.50

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Crufts dog hug

Ref: MS100V Val

A hug is the shortest distance between friends.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

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Each other

Ref: MS154V Val

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

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More love

Ref: MS163V Val

What the world really needs is more love
and less paperwork.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

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Nothing is more beautiful

Ref: MS19V Val

Nothing is more beautiful than love that has weathered the storms of life.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

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The heart that loves

Ref: MS143V Val

The heart that loves is always young.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

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Newspaper Love

Ref: MS149V Val

Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking outward together in the same direction

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

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Two people

Ref: MS157V Val

A person on their own is nothing.
Two people who belong together make a world.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.50

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Buena Vista

Ref: MS10V Val

Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends
will leave a footprint in your heart.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.50

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Having a place to go

Ref: MS01V Val

Having a place to go - is a home.
Having someone to love - is a family.

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.50

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Valentine - Have I told you?

Ref: BGV909

Have I told you
lately that I love you?

inside:
Did it work? Did I get laid?
Happy Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.25

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Valentine - Be My Valentine

Ref: BGV028

Be My Valentine

inside:
And by "Be My Valentine,"
I mean let's have sex on Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.25

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Valentine - Most Beautiful

Ref: BGV073

You are the most
beautiful person
I've ever known.

inside:
I'm sorry, I should specify...
You are the most beautiful person
I've ever known -- that would actually date me.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.25

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Cynical exercise

Ref: JC Val16

Valentine's day cards are a cynical exercise invented by the industry to EXPLOIT the LONELY masses

inside:
Unless I get one

NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONALISATION - heavily textured card
Price: £1.75

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It's Okay

Ref: JC Val20

Here's the card. It's okay if you don't send me one.

inside:
Yeah Right. Happy Valentine's Day.

NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONALISATION - heavily textured card
Price: £1.75

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Season ticket

Ref: JC Val17

I would happily scarifice my footie season ticket for just one kiss from your sweet lips

inside:
Yeah Right. Happy Valentine's Day

NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONALISATION - heavily textured card
Price: £1.75

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Chocolate

Ref: JC Val19

I love you more than chocolate

inside:
Yeah right, Happy Valentine's Day

NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONALISATION - heavily textured card
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Another Year

Ref: JC Val10

Another year where my entire self-esteem hinges on what the postman brings on Februaury 14th

inside:
Happy Bloody Valentine's Day

NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONALISATION - heavily textured card
Price: £1.75

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Someone like you

Ref: JC Val11

I've been looking everywhere for someone like you

inside:
You don't happen to know anyone do you?

NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONALISATION - heavily textured card
Price: £1.75

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Yours Forever

Ref: JC Val24

I'll be yours forever*

*Unless I win the lottery

inside:
happy valentine's day

NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONALISATION - heavily textured card
Price: £1.75

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One new message

Ref: JC Val13

You have
ONE
new
message . . .

inside:
. . . happy valentine's day

NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONALISATION - heavily textured card
Price: £1.75

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Valentine - Tied up

Ref: HMB7969V

It's been so long since I've had sex,
I don't recall who gets tied up

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.35

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Valentine - Nope, not married

Ref: HMB7498V

nope, not married yet...
just lucky, I guess

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.35

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Valentine - Married Dead Man

Ref: HMBC58V

I married a dead man
William Irish

The strange story of a girl who is both bride and widow and yet not either

inside: Happy Valentine's Day

Price: £2.00

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Valentine - wonderful

Valentine - finding you

Valentine - suck more

Valentine - soulmates

Valentine - perfect

Valentine - together

Valentine - 9

Valentine - heaven

Valentine - so much better

Valentine - botox

Valentine - island

Valentine - needle

Valentine - woke up

Valentine - tiny pink

Valentine - you're so cute

Valentine - bash

Valentine - contageous

Valentine - anything

Valentine - pieces

Valentine - stab

Hamster Heart

Ladder Hearts

Water Heart

Big Hearts

Book of Love

Love sky

Love Fireflies

Love You

Heart Framed

Montmartre Steps

Le baiser

Kissing Orangutans

I Love You Very Very Much

Certified Valentine

Promissory Note

Things I Love

Flowers Chocs

Proper fit

You're easy

Gorgeous Wife

Sunshine Bird

Make a wish

Shine

Sing

Taking Flight

Fancy Elephant

Thank You Bluebird

Hippo Hug

Crufts dog hug

Each other

Love & be Loved

More love

Nothing is more beautiful

The heart that loves

Newspaper Love

Two people

Buena Vista

Having a place to go

Valentine - Have I told you?

Valentine - Be My Valentine

Valentine - Most Beautiful

Cynical exercise

It's Okay

Season ticket

Chocolate

Another Year

Someone like you

Yours Forever

One new message

Valentine - Tied up