Urban Graphic Cards


Urban Graphic Greeting Cards

Award Winning Urban Graphic Greeting Cards - The Zeitgeist of contemporary greetings

Approx. 5.5" x 5.5" - Blank inside - White envelope
 


Adult in disguise

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Adult in disguise

Ref: UG16



i believe that
everyone else my age is an adult
whereas i am merely in disguise

Margaret Atwood

Price: £2.25


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Hangovers

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Hangovers

Ref: UG149



hangovers
are the
wrath of grapes

Dorothy Parker

Price: £2.25


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Dessert

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Dessert

Ref: UG138



Life is short.
Eat dessert first.

Jacques Torres

Price: £2.25


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Shopping Sex

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Shopping Sex

Ref: UG157



I'd take
shopping over sex
any day.
Anything that seems
a bit small or disappointing
when you get it home
can easily be exchanged
for something more
satisfying.

Alison Hill

Price: £2.25


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Loyalty

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Loyalty

Ref: UG95



I believe in loyalty.

When a woman reaches
an age she likes,
she should stick to it.

Eva Gabor

Price: £2.25


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Younger Generation

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Younger Generation

Ref: UG82



There is only one thing
wrong with the younger
generation.

a lot of us don't belong
to it anymore.

bernard baruch

Price: £2.25


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Friends Sunshine Life

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Friends Sunshine Life

Ref: UG06



friends
are the sunshine of life

John Hay

Price: £2.25


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Old people - health foods

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Old people - health foods

Ref: UG30



Old people shouldn't eat
health foods. They need all the
preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben

Price: £2.25


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As I get older

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As I get older

Ref: UG23



As I get older
my opinions may change
but not the fact that I am right

Price: £2.25


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Want the Rainbow

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Want the Rainbow

Ref: UG134



the way i see it,
if you want the rainbow,
sometimes you gotta
put up with the rain

Dolly Parton

Price: £2.25


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Age is nothing

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Age is nothing

Ref: UG153



Age is nothing
but experience.
And some of us
are more experienced
than others.

Andy Rooney

Price: £2.25


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Friend Jail

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Friend Jail

Ref: UG98



if
you find yourself
in jail,
a good friend
will be trying to bail you out.

a best friend
will be in the cell
next to you saying,
'damn, that was fun!'

Antony Lopez

Price: £2.25


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Birthdays good for you

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Birthdays good for you

Ref: UG92



Birthdays
are good for you.
Statistics prove that
the people who have the
most live the
longest

Larry Lorenzoni

Price: £2.25


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I don't exercise

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I don't exercise

Ref: UG29



I don't exercise.

If God had wanted me
to bend over, he would have put
diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

Price: £2.25


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How to please a woman

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How to please a woman

Ref: UG70



how to please a woman?
love her, die for her, take her to
dinner, miss the football for her
buy her jewellery, be interested
in what she has to say...

how to please a man?
show up naked, bring beer.

urban graphic

Price: £2.25


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Greatest Invention

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Greatest Invention

Ref: UG61



Without question, the
greatest invention in
the history of mankind
is beer.

I grant you that the wheel
was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not
go nearly so well
with pizza.

Dave Barry

Price: £2.25


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Beer is proof

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Beer is proof

Ref: UG25



Beer
is proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Price: £2.25


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Football

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Football

Ref: UG155



My team lives football,
it dreams football.
it eats football.

Now if it could only
play football.

urban graphic

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