Urban Graphic Cards


Urban Graphic Greeting Cards

Award Winning Urban Graphic Greeting Cards - The Zeitgeist of contemporary greetings

Approx. 5.5" x 5.5" - Blank inside - White envelope
 


More Philosophy

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More Philosophy

Ref: UG-MSC19



A bottle of wine
contains more
philosophy
than all the books
in the world.

Louis Pasteur

Price: £2.25


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Birthday Cake

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Birthday Cake

Ref: UG-MSC22



Birthdays
are natures way
of telling you to
eat more cake

Jo Brand

Price: £2.25


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Successful Women

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Successful Women

Ref: UG-MSC01



Successful women
can still have their
feet on the ground.
They just
wear better shoes.

Maud Van De Venne

Price: £2.25


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Support group

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Support group

Ref: UG-MSC20



You hate your job?
Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called "Everybody"
& they meet at the bar

Mark Birt
Price: £2.25


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Live every day

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Live every day

Ref: UG-MSC04



You should
live every day
like it's your last day
because one day
you're gonna be right.

Ray Charles

Price: £2.25


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Give a man a fish

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Give a man a fish

Ref: UG-MSC09



Give a man a fish
and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish
and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day.

George Carlin

Price: £2.25


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Good Party

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Good Party

Ref: UG-MSC15



The mark
of a good party
is that you wake up
the next morning
wanting to
change your name
and start life in a
different city.

Vance Bourjaily

Price: £2.25


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Coffee at work

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Coffee at work

Ref: UG-MSC05



You shouldn't
drink coffee at work.
It keeps you awake
in the afternoons.

Ronald Reagan

Price: £2.25


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Computers & Tequila

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Computers & Tequila

Ref: UG-MSC06



Computers
let you make
more mistakes faster
than any invention
in human history.
With the possible
exception of Tequila

Mitch Ratcliffe

Price: £2.25


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Don't do drugs

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Don't do drugs

Ref: UG-MSC14



I'm oficially getting old
so I don't need
drugs anymore.
I can get the same effect
just by standing up
really fast.

Jonathon Katz
Price: £2.25


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The affairs of Cats

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The affairs of Cats

Ref: UG-MSC02



Do not meddle
in the affairs of cats
for they are subtle
and will piss on your
computer

Elmo Gethin
Price: £2.25


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Drugs Alcohol Insanity

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Drugs Alcohol Insanity

Ref: UG02



i'd hate to advocate
drugs, alcohol or insanity
to anyone, but
they've always worked for me.

Hunter S. Thompson

Price: £2.25


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Footbal Life & Death

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Footbal Life & Death

Ref: UG05



some people think that football
is a matter of life and death

i can assure them that it is much
more important than that

bill shankly

Price: £2.25


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Insanity is hereditary

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Insanity is hereditary

Ref: UG19



Insanity is hereditary.
You can get it from your children.

Sam Levenson

Price: £2.25


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Fart around

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Fart around

Ref: UG22



I tell you, we are here on earth
to fart around, and don't let
anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

Price: £2.25


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Adult in disguise

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Adult in disguise

Ref: UG16



i believe that
everyone else my age is an adult
whereas i am merely in disguise

Margaret Atwood

Price: £2.25


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Loyalty

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Loyalty

Ref: UG95



I believe in loyalty.

When a woman reaches
an age she likes,
she should stick to it.

Eva Gabor

Price: £2.25


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Friends Sunshine Life

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Friends Sunshine Life

Ref: UG06



friends
are the sunshine of life

John Hay

Price: £2.25


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Old people - health foods

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Old people - health foods

Ref: UG30



Old people shouldn't eat
health foods. They need all the
preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben

Price: £2.25


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As I get older

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As I get older

Ref: UG23



As I get older
my opinions may change
but not the fact that I am right
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Give Girl Right Shoes

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Give Girl Right Shoes

Ref: UG65



give a girl the right shoes
and she can conquer the world

bette midler

Price: £2.25


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Lives within means

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Lives within means

Ref: UG64



anyone who lives within
their means, suffers
from a serious lack of
imagination

Oscar Wilde

Price: £2.25


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I don't exercise

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I don't exercise

Ref: UG29



I don't exercise.

If God had wanted me
to bend over, he would have put
diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

Price: £2.25


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How to please a woman

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How to please a woman

Ref: UG70



how to please a woman?
love her, die for her, take her to
dinner, miss the football for her
buy her jewellery, be interested
in what she has to say...

how to please a man?
show up naked, bring beer.

urban graphic
Price: £2.25


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Greatest Invention

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Greatest Invention

Ref: UG61



Without question, the
greatest invention in
the history of mankind
is beer.

I grant you that the wheel
was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not
go nearly so well
with pizza.

Dave Barry

Price: £2.25


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Beer is proof

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Beer is proof

Ref: UG25



Beer
is proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Price: £2.25


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