Urban Graphic Cards


Urban Graphic Greeting Cards

Award Winning Urban Graphic Greeting Cards - The Zeitgeist of contemporary greetings

Approx. 5.5" x 5.5" - Blank inside
 


Pinch of salt

Ref: UG-MSC74



You should always
take your
birthday
with a pinch of salt.

Then a
shot of Tequila
and a slice of Lime.

Price: £2.25



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Gardening

Ref: UG150



if you want
to be happy for a short time,
get drunk;
happy for a long time,
fall in love;
happy for ever,
take up gardening

chinese proverb

Price: £2.25



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Bowling Alley

Ref: UG-MSC68



Having a child
is a bit like
having a
bowling alley
installed in
your brain

alan bleasdale

Price: £2.25



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Reason for kids

Ref: UG-MSC71



To me,
kids are the
reason
for everything.
The reason everything
is either
messy, broken
or dirty.

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More Philosophy

Ref: UG-MSC19



A bottle of wine
contains more
philosophy
than all the books
in the world.

Louis Pasteur

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Birthday Cake

Ref: UG-MSC22



Birthdays
are natures way
of telling you to
eat more cake

Jo Brand

Price: £2.25



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Successful Women

Ref: UG-MSC01



Successful women
can still have their
feet on the ground.
They just
wear better shoes.

Maud Van De Venne

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Support group

Ref: UG-MSC20



You hate your job?
Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called "Everybody"
& they meet at the bar

Mark Birt

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Live every day

Ref: UG-MSC04



You should
live every day
like it's your last day
because one day
you're gonna be right.

Ray Charles

Price: £2.25



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Friends Sunshine Life

Ref: UG06



friends
are the sunshine of life

John Hay

Price: £2.25



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Good Party

Ref: UG-MSC15



The mark
of a good party
is that you wake up
the next morning
wanting to
change your name
and start life in a
different city.

Vance Bourjaily

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Coffee at work

Ref: UG-MSC05



You shouldn't
drink coffee at work.
It keeps you awake
in the afternoons.

Ronald Reagan

Price: £2.25



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Computers & Tequila

Ref: UG-MSC06



Computers
let you make
more mistakes faster
than any invention
in human history.
With the possible
exception of Tequila

Mitch Ratcliffe

Price: £2.25



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out of stock

Canine Leaders

Ref: UG-MSC07



Dogs
are the leaders
of the planet.
If you saw two
living creatures,
one of them does a poo
and the other
carries it for him,
who would you
think is in charge?

Laurence Billi

Price: £2.25



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Don't do drugs

Ref: UG-MSC14



I'm oficially getting old
so I don't need
drugs anymore.
I can get the same effect
just by standing up
really fast.

Jonathon Katz

Price: £2.25



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out of stock

Drugs Alcohol Insanity

Ref: UG02



i'd hate to advocate
drugs, alcohol or insanity
to anyone, but
they've always worked for me.

Hunter S. Thompson

Price: £2.25



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Insanity is hereditary

Ref: UG19



Insanity is hereditary.
You can get it from your children.

Sam Levenson

Price: £2.25



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Hangovers

Ref: UG149



hangovers
are the
wrath of grapes

Dorothy Parker

Price: £2.25



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As I get older

Ref: UG23



As I get older
my opinions may change
but not the fact that I am right

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Give Girl Right Shoes

Ref: UG65



give a girl the right shoes
and she can conquer the world

bette midler

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I don't exercise

Ref: UG29



I don't exercise.

If God had wanted me
to bend over, he would have put
diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

Price: £2.25



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How to please a woman

Ref: UG70



how to please a woman?
love her, die for her, take her to
dinner, miss the football for her
buy her jewellery, be interested
in what she has to say...

how to please a man?
show up naked, bring beer.

urban graphic

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Beer is proof

Ref: UG25



Beer
is proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

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Footbal Life & Death

Ref: UG05



some people think that football
is a matter of life and death

i can assure them that it is much
more important than that

bill shankly

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