Uncooked Cards

Uncooked

Available online in the UK exclusively from Cool Cards : A big welcome to New York based Uncooked Cards, off-beat irreverent words, sweet illustrations...

"Our cards are a lot different to other card lines. It'll take time before they get fully appreciated. Smart people get them first. Idiots catch on later, after someone tells them they're funny".

5" x 7" - Colour envelope - Cello wrapped

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Uncooked Birthday

Uncooked Birthday Cards

it's your birthday
and quite honestly,
you've never looked
better. well, obviously
you looked better
a few years ago but
what can you do.

Uncooked Love

Uncooked Love Cards

on a scale of
1 - 10 you're a
9. not because
you're not a
10 but because
9 rhymes with
mine which is
what you are

Uncooked Friendship

Uncooked Friendship Cards

not that i do weird
things like bleach
my lip hair or pee on
myself in the shower
but if i did you're
the only person i
would tell

Uncooked Sorry

Uncooked Sorry Cards

i'd rather jam
dried fruit into
my eye sockets
than have
you stay
mad at me.

Uncooked Anniversary

Uncooked Anniversary Cards

it’s our anniversary
and i'm so happy i'm not
bored or tired of you.
i thought for sure
by now i would be.

Uncooked Congratulations

Uncooked Congratulations Cards

i'm so glad you
found happiness
in another person
and not other
things like booze
or smack.

Uncooked Feel Better

Uncooked Feel Better Cards

if i was granted one wish
i'd wish for you to feel better.
actually, never mind.
i can't waste my one
wish on you.

Uncooked Miss You

Uncooked Miss You Cards

maybe we can't see
each other every
single day but at
least we can still
see. those poor
blind people can't
see anybody ever.

Uncooked Thank You

Uncooked Thank You Cards

thank you so much for
my lovely gift and
for not cheaping out
on me like some other
people i know.

Uncooked Parents

Uncooked Parents - Mother's Day and Father's Day Cards

dad i promise that when you get
old and gross i won't put you in
one of those smelly nursing homes.
i'll let you come and live with me.
if there's room.

Uncooked Valentine

Uncooked Valentine Cards

it's valentine's day and
i'm so happy we're together.
but if you ever leave me i'll
kill you. like, literally,
i'll stab you.