Uncooked Cards
Uncooked CardsAvailable online in the UK exclusively from Cool Cards. All the way from New York: Uncooked Cards. Off-beat irreverent words, sweet illustrations and sweet sentiments."Our cards are a lot different to other card lines. It'll take time before they get fully appreciated. Smart people get them first. Idiots catch on later, after someone tells them they're funny". 5" x 7" - Colour envelope - Cello wrapped Did you know: You can use the same Uncooked font on our Personalisation page? |
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 Uncooked Birthday Cardsit's your birthday and quite honestly, you've never looked better. well, obviously you looked better a few years ago but what can you do. View all our Uncooked Birthday Cards |
 Uncooked Love Cardsfrom the moment we met i knew we were going to be together forever. at least we better be. i've already started to let myself go a little. View all our Uncooked Love Cards |
 Uncooked Friendship Cardsif there was an award for the best friend in the world, i'd make sure you'd get it. even if it meant having unprotected sex with the judges. View all our Uncooked Friendship Cards |
 Uncooked Anniversary Cardsit’s our anniversary and i'm so happy i'm not bored or tired of you. i thought for sure by now i would be. View all our Uncooked Anniversary Cards |
 Uncooked Congratulations Cardsi'm so glad you found happiness in another person and not other things like booze or smack. View all our Uncooked Congratulations Cards |
 Uncooked Get Well Cardsif i was granted one wish i'd wish for you to feel better. actually, never mind. i can't waste my one wish on you. View all our Uncooked Feel Better Cards |
 Uncooked Miss You Cardsno matter where i am or what i'm doing i'm always thinking of you. well, not always. i do have a life you know. View all our Uncooked Miss You Cards |
 Uncooked Thank You Cardsthank you so much for my lovely gift and for not cheaping out on me like some other people i know. View all our Uncooked Thank You Cards |
 Uncooked Baby Cardsyou're so lucky you have such a cute baby. if you're ever strapped for cash, you could probably sell it for lots of money. View all our Uncooked Baby Cards |
 Uncooked Parents CardsMother's Day and Father's Day Cards
dad i promise that when you get old and gross i won't put you in one of those smelly nursing homes. i'll let you come and live with me. if there's room. |
 Uncooked Valentine Cardsit's valentine's day and i'm so happy we're together. but if you ever leave me i'll kill you. like, literally, i'll stab you. View all our Uncooked Valentine Cards |
