Uncooked Parents Cards

Uncooked Parents

Available online in the UK exclusively from Cool Cards : A big welcome to New York based Uncooked Cards, off-beat irreverent words, sweet illustrations...

5" x 7" - Colour envelope - Cello wrapped

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Mothers Day - Organ

Ref: UN002

mom i hope you know that if you
ever needed a lung or kidney,
i'd cut open my stomach and give
you whatever organ you needed.
at least i think i would.

inside: happy mother's day
Price: £2.50

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Mothers Day - Haircut

Ref: UN003

i know you're the best mom ever
because wherever you go, people are
alwasy looking and pointing at you.
of course, they could be pointing
at that retarded haircut of yours.

inside: happy mother's day
Price: £2.50

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Mothers Day - Hardware

Ref: UN001

thanks mom for not boozing
while carrying me in your womb.
if you had i'd probably turn
out to be some gaylord
working at some creepy
hardware store.

inside: happy mother's day
Price: £2.50

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Fathers Day - Superhero

Ref: UN005f

you might not be able to
fly or shoot lasers out of
your eyes and you would
probably lose in a fight
but to me, you'll always
be my superhero.

inside: happy father's day

Price: £2.50

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Fathers Day - Best Dad

Ref: UN004f

it's too bad there isn't a contest
for best dad in the world.
i'm not saying you'd win it
but i'd get a kick out of
watching you try.

inside: happy father's day

Price: £2.50

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Fathers Day - Room

Ref: UN001f

dad i promise that when you get
old and gross i won't put you in
one of those smelly nursing homes.
i'll let you come and live with me.
if there's room.

inside: happy father's day
Price: £2.50

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Fathers Day - Fishing

Ref: UN002f

even though you weren't
the kind of dad to take
me fishing, you showed me
love in other ways.
fishing would have
been fun though.

inside: happy father's day
Price: £2.50

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Fathers Day - Pear

Ref: UN003f

you're such a great dad i don't
even care that i inherited your
short, pear-like body features.
well, actually i do but today's
not the day to make you
feel bad about it.

inside: happy father's day
Price: £2.50

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