Uncooked Love Cards


Love

Available online in the UK exclusively from Cool Cards : A big welcome to New York based Uncooked Cards, off-beat irreverent words, sweet illustrations...

5" x 7" - Colour envelope - Cello wrapped

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love - wonderful

Ref: UN035 love



if only everyone had someone as
wonderful as you. sure you have
your flaws and you're not as smart
as you think but overall, you're
really wonderful.


Price: £2.50



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love - 9

Ref: UN001 love



on a scale of
1 - 10 you're a
9. not because
you're not a
10 but because
9 rhymes with
mine which is
what you are


Price: £2.50



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love - perfect

Ref: UN027 love



it's so obvious
everyone wants
to be me. not
because i'm so
breathtaking
but because i
have you. and
you're perfect.


Price: £2.50



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love - annoying

Ref: UN032 love



every day i fall in love with
you more and more. well, not
every day. yesterday you were
pretty annoying.


Price: £2.50



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love - together

Ref: UN026 love



from the moment we met i knew
we were going to be together
forever. at least we better be.
i've already started to let
myself go a little.


Price: £2.50



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love - botox

Ref: UN019 love



i can't wait to
grow old with you
and do fun things
like read books
and get botox
injections.


Price: £2.50



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love - forehead

Ref: UN028 love



not having you would be
like not having a forehead.
i'd still be able to do stuff
but i'd definitely feel
like i was missing
something.


Price: £2.50



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love - suck more

Ref: UN036 love



without you life would
suck even more than it
already does with you.


Price: £2.50



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love - finding you

Ref: UN037 love



finding you was the best
thing i've ever found.
and i've found a lot
of stuff.


Price: £2.50



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love - so much better

Ref: UN038 love



being with you is so
much better than being
with someone that
isn't you.


Price: £2.50



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love - contageous

Ref: UN029 love



clearly you're very special
to me because not once since
i've been with you have i
thought about any of my
severly contageous diseases


Price: £2.50



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love - woke up

Ref: UN013 love



if i woke up and
realized you crapped
all over me in your
sleep, i would still
love you just
the same.


Price: £2.50



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love - tiny pink

Ref: UN023 love



i'm so glad i have real arms and
not those tiny pink plastic ones.
this way i can hug you real tight
and not have to worry about
them popping off.


Price: £2.50



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love - you're so cute

Ref: UN010 love



you're so cute i
want to yank off
your head, stick it
in a jar and keep
it next to my
computer.


Price: £2.50



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love - rip off

Ref: UN008 love



you're so beautiful
i want to rip off
your face and nail
it to my wall so
i can look at you
whenever i want.


Price: £2.50



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love - bash

Ref: UN002 love



if we weren't together and i
saw you on the street, i'd bash
your head in with a brick so
you would fall down and i
could be there to catch you.


Price: £2.50



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love - like murder

Ref: UN016 love



you're the only person
that can take my mind off
of all the bad things in
this world. and all the bad
things that i've done.
like murder.


Price: £2.50



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love - frenched

Ref: UN024 love



of all the people i've frenched,
you're definitely the
best frencher ever.
and trust me, i've frenched
a lot of people


Price: £2.50



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