Uncooked Birthday Cards

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"Our cards are a lot different to other card lines. It'll take time before they get fully appreciated. Smart people get them first. Idiots catch on later, after someone tells them they're funny".

5" x 7" - Coloured envelope - Cello wrapped

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birthday - special birthday things

Ref: UN003 bd

today's your
birthday and
we should
do special
birthday
things like
eat pie
and swear.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - within reason

Ref: UN042 bd

i'd do anything to give you
the happiest birthday ever.
within reason of course.
i'm not made of money.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - world

Ref: UN040 bd

happy birthday to the
most amazing person in
the world. or maybe
just in this country.
the world is kind of
stretching it.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - ruin

Ref: UN001 bd

if someone tried to
ruin your birthday,
i'd ruin their
life.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - get to do

Ref: UN005 bd

i hope you have
a great birthday
and get to do all
the fun things
people in jail wish
they could do.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - wish for things

Ref: UN008 bd

birthdays are great
because you get to
wish for things like
breast implants and
world peace.

inside: happy birthday

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birthday - stupid birthday

Ref: UN031 bd

i can't wait for your
birthday to be
over so we can start
celebrating the only
birthday that really
matters, mine.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - happy idiot

Ref: UN027 bd

i can't stand people who think they're
so cool just because it's their birthday.
that's why i like you. you just act like
a big happy idiot all the time.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - younger looking

Ref: UN032 bd

i can't think of anyone who gets
younger looking with age than you.
oh wait, nevermind. i just thought
of someone.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - cleavage

Ref: UN028bd

take it from me, don't bother making a
birthday wish. every year i wish
for more cleavage and look at me,
i've got nothing.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - diarrhea

Ref: UN030

i'm not going to let anything get in the
way of us celebrating your birthday.
well, unless i get diarrhea. then i won't
be celebrating anything.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - nice to you

Ref: UN022 bd

what's great about birthdays
is that for one whole day,
people have to be nice to you.
even the people who think
you're a slut because of
how you dress.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - sexy

Ref: UN036 bd

i hope you're ready to have a
sexy birthday because i have all
sorts of sexy things planned.
for example, i'm going to push
your butt cheeks together.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - all of us

Ref: UN048 bd

happy birthday from all of us.
and by all of us i mean me.
i'm just trying to sound like
i have a bunch of friends.

inside text: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - ignore

Ref: UN019 bd

the day after your birthday is the worst
day ever because it's not your birthday
anymore and people go back to ignoring you.
at least that's what happens to me.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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