Birthday - Uncooked

Uncooked Birthday Cards

Welcome to Uncooked cards, known for their snarky, irreverent copy and sweet illlustrations.

"Our cards are a lot different to other card lines. It'll take time before they get fully appreciated. Smart people get them first. Idiots catch on later, after someone tells them they're funny".

5" x 7" - Coloured envelope - Cello wrapped

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birthday - never looked better

Ref: UN025 bd

it's your birthday
and quite honestly,
you've never looked
better. well, obviously
you looked better
a few years ago but
what can you do.

inside: happy birthday

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birthday - sexy

Ref: UN036 bd

i hope you're ready to have a
sexy birthday because i have all
sorts of sexy things planned.
for example, i'm going to push
your butt cheeks together.

inside: happy birthday

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birthday - lying

Ref: UN034 bd

sometimes i wonder if your birthday
really is when you say it is
or if you're lying, like you do
about your weight

inside: happy birthday

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birthday - jerk

Ref: UN35 bd

i would never tell you this,
especially on your birthday,
but when we first met
i thought you were a
real jerk.

inside: happy birthday

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birthday - wish for things

Ref: UN008 bd

birthdays are great
because you get to
wish for things like
breast implants and
world peace.

inside: happy birthday
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birthday - burn

Ref: UN015 bd

it makes me so mad to know there
are other people out there who
have the same birthday as you.
so mad i want to burn them alive.

inside: happy birthday
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birthday - ignore

Ref: UN019 bd

the day after your birthday is the worst
day ever because it's not your birthday
anymore and people go back to ignoring you.
at least that's what happens to me.

inside: happy birthday
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birthday - you still can

Ref: UN014 bd

i know you don't like
celebrating birthdays but
at least you still can.
most people your age are
already dead.

inside: happy birthday
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birthday - pretend

Ref: UN023 bd

whenever it's your birthday,
i pretend i'm you and
that it's my birthhday.
in fact, whenever i do
anything i pretend i'm you.

inside: happy birthday
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