Tommy Cooper Cards


Tommy Cooper Cards

"He made an art form of getting magic tricks wrong. However, despite his purported inability to perform conjuring tricks, he was in reality an accomplished magician and member of The Magic Circle. Famed for his red fez, his appearance was large and lumbering at 6ft 3ins tall and over 15 stone in weight. He had a range of facial expressions and would also say things like, "I must say you've been a wonderful audience" or "Have we got time for more?" immediately after he walked on stage that would convulse audiences with laughter. He had a host of other catchphrases such as "Just like that!", "Spoon, jar, jar, spoon!!" and "Whisky, sample, sample, whisky, sample...".
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Approx 7" x 5" - Coloured envelope - Cello wrapped
 


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Camouflage

Ref: TOM119



I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

But I couldn't find any

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Filthy dirty

Ref: TOM115



I was cleaning out the attic the other day with the wife. Filthy dirty and covered with cobwebs....

but she's good with the kids

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I went to the doctor

Ref: TOM122



I went to the doctor.

He said "you've got a very serious illness"

I said "I want a second opinion"...

He said "all right, you're ugly as well"

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Broken leg

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I went to the doctor the other day.
I said "I've broken my leg in three places"...

He said
"Well don't go to those places"

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Sex statistics

Ref: TOM124



A man gets on a train and sits next to a young woman reading a book called 'sex statistics'.
"Any good?" he asks
"Fascinating - American Indians have the widest manhood, and Polish men the longest. By the way, I'm Jane..."

"Hi" he says.
"I'm Tonto Palawlaski."

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Whisky diet

Ref: TOM125



"I'm on a whisky diet..."

"I've lost three days already"

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Whisky neat

Ref: TOM116



Sometimes I drink my whisky neat...

Other times I take my tie off and leave my shirt out

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Clown

Ref: TOM121



Two cannibals eating a clown.

One says to the other...

"Does this taste funny to you?"

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King Arthur's Close

Ref: TOM117



So I said to the taxi driver,
"King Arthur's Close"...

He said,
"Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next set of lights"

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Cling film

Ref: TOM118



A guy walks into the psychiatrists wearing only cling film for shorts...

The shrink says,
"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts"

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f's t's and h's

Ref: TOM114



"Doctor, I can't pronounce my f's, t's and h's..."

"Well you can't say fairer than that then"

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HP Sauce

Ref: TOM113



I bought some HP sauce the other day...

It's costing me 6p a month for the next two years

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Police

Ref: TOM110



Police arrested two kids yesterday.
One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks...

They charged one and let the other one off

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Give me a lift

Ref: TOM111



So I was getting into my car,
and this bloke says to me
"Can you give me a lift?"

I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it"

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Two aerials

Ref: TOM112



Two aerials meet on a roof -
fall in love -
get married...

The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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