Tommy Cooper Birthday Cards


Tommy Cooper Birthday Cards

Tommy Cooper Birthday Cards

"Spoon, jar, jar, spoon"

"Just like that"

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Approx 7" x 5" - Coloured envelope - Cello wrapped - Ahahaha
 


Sex statistics

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Sex statistics

Ref: TOM124



A man gets on a train and sits next to a young woman reading a book called 'sex statistics'.
"Any good?" he asks
"Fascinating - American Indians have the widest manhood, and Polish men the longest. By the way, I'm Jane..."

"Hi" he says.
"I'm Tonto Palawlaski."

happy birthday
Price: £2.25


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Filthy dirty

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Filthy dirty

Ref: TOM115



I was cleaning
out the attic the
other day with the wife.
Filthy dirty and covered with cobwebs....

but she's good with the kids

happy birthday
Price: £2.25


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Give me a lift

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Give me a lift

Ref: TOM111



So I was getting into my car,
and this bloke says to me
"Can you give me a lift?"

I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it"

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Price: £2.25


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Serious illness

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Serious illness

Ref: TOM122



I went to the doctor.

He said "you've got a very serious illness"

I said "I want a second opinion"...

He said "all right, you're ugly as well"

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Price: £2.25


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Barmaid

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Barmaid

Ref: TOM127



A Nine year old lad walks into a pub and asks the barmaid for a Scotch on the Rocks.

"Do you want to get me into trouble?" she replies...

"Maybe later" says the boy, "But now I just want a drink"

Happy Birthday!
Price: £2.25


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Wind

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out of stock

Wind

Ref: TOM138



I went to the doctors the other day and I said
"Have you got anything for wind?"

So he gave me a kite!

happy birthday!
Price: £2.25


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Clown

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Clown

Ref: TOM121



Two cannibals eating a clown.

One says to the other...

"Does this taste funny to you?"

happy birthday
Price: £2.25


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King Arthur's Close

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out of stock

King Arthur's Close

Ref: TOM117



So I said to the taxi driver,
"King Arthur's Close"...

He said,
"Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next set of lights"

Happy Birthday
Price: £2.25


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Cling film

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Cling film

Ref: TOM118



A guy walks into the psychiatrists wearing only cling film for shorts...

The shrink says,
"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts"

happy birthday
Price: £2.25


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HP Sauce

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HP Sauce

Ref: TOM113



I bought some HP sauce the other day...

It's costing me 6p a month for the next two years

happy birthday
Price: £2.25



Camouflage

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Camouflage

Ref: TOM119



I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

But I couldn't find any

Happy Birthday
Price: £2.25


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Ice Cream

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Ice Cream

Ref: TOM126



So I asked tthe waitress for an ice cream.
she said
"Hundreds and Thousands?"

inside:
I said
"We'll start with one"

Happy Birthday!
Price: £2.25


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Thieves

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Thieves

Ref: TOM130



Thieves steal four toilets
and two dogs from the police station:

inside:
the police say they have
no leads
and nothing to go on...

happy birthday!
Price: £2.25


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