Splimple Greeting Cards


Splimple Cards

SPLIMPLE! The wordiest of wordy word cards..!

Chunky embossed textured bright white board - 161mm x 145mm - Cool as you like yellow envelope. - Cello wrapped.

Splimple's paper manufacturer supports sustainable forest management. They also sponsor Trees for Life - and use chlorine-free bleaching processes which avoid harmful emissions into the environment.
 




Birthday Cards

Birthday Cards

On your birthday

it's the perfect moment to say
that you are incredible.

Great skin,
clear eyes,
smooth neck,
firm boobs,
tight bum,
silky hair,
natural beauty,
amazing personality.
 
Sorry Cards

Sorry Cards

Sorry

It was me.
All me.
I was deplorable.
Only regrets.
I'm despondent.
Inconsolable.
 
Marriage Cards

Marriage Cards

You two...engaged.
Ahhhh, two peas in a pod.

Romeo and Juliet.
Posh and Becks.
Richard and Judy.
Marks and Spencer.
Tony and Cherie.
Tom and Jerry.
 






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