Splimple Greeting Cards
Birthday CardsOn your birthday
it's the perfect moment to say that you are incredible. Great skin, clear eyes, smooth neck, firm boobs, tight bum, silky hair, natural beauty, amazing personality. |
Sorry CardsSorry
It was me. All me. I was deplorable. Only regrets. I'm despondent. Inconsolable. |
Marriage CardsYou two...engaged.
Ahhhh, two peas in a pod. Romeo and Juliet. Posh and Becks. Richard and Judy. Marks and Spencer. Tony and Cherie. Tom and Jerry. |
























