Splimple Greeting Cards
Birthday CardsOn your birthday
it's the perfect moment to say that you are incredible. Great skin, clear eyes, smooth neck, firm boobs, tight bum, silky hair, natural beauty, amazing personality. |
Relations CardsSon
Aarrghh! It's your birthday again. First you're going to stuff yourself full of chocolate for breakfast. Then you'll insist on wearing that new shirt, even though it's too big. Next you'll get your party trousers muddy and torn by pretending to be Wayne Rooney. Later you'll make yourself hot and hyper by having too many fizzy drinks. And finally you'll make yourself sick by pigging out on cake and jelly. |
Good Luck CardsGood luck?
I'm sure you don't really need it... |
Sorry CardsSorry
It was me. All me. I was deplorable. Only regrets. I'm despondent. Inconsolable. |
Thank You CardsThanks,
that was... Fun* Incredible* Illegal* A little weird* Exhausting* Hilarious* Sticky* So thoughtful* Frankly, disastrous* Intriguing* Damp* Kind of scary* The best yet* The last time, thanks.* * circle as appropriate |
Driving Test CardsYou've passed
your driving test? How stupid's that? |
Marriage CardsYou two...engaged.
Ahhhh, two peas in a pod. Romeo and Juliet. Posh and Becks. Richard and Judy. Marks and Spencer. Tony and Cherie. Tom and Jerry. |






























