Rude Christmas Cards

Rude Ho Ho Ho

Yes it's that time of year again for Ho Ho Ho Rude & Cheeky Christmas cards.

And knowing us, we suspect that some may not be safe for work... Be warned..!

All cards are blank inside unless otherwise stated.

Honest Xmas Card

Ref: KMKXH

Honest Christmas Card

You have been given this greeting card:

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Price: £2.25

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Xmas Prison

Ref: XMT33

Christmas Greetings

How long you in for?

Just over Christmas. I heard about it on a money saving website

Price: £2.25

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Xmas Family

Ref: UN013 xm

this probably isn't going to
happen considering your family
but we hope you have a wonderful,
joyous holiday season.

inside: happy holidays

Price: £2.25

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Moses God Woman

Ref: WM41

Moses had reason to believe
God was a woman

'Thou shalt do as I command thee'
'Thou shalt praise me'
'Thou shalt love me more than anything else'

Moses had a reason to believe
God was a woman

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Jesus' Birthday

Ref: BG024

It's Jesus' Birthday.

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And once again,
I bought you a gift and Jesus gets nothing.

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Inside: (All can be additionally personalised)
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Happy Christmas from Jesus & Mo
Happy Holidays from Jesus & Mo

Birth

Ref: JM007xm

There is only one solution to the problem of teenage pregnancy - abstinence.

Teaching kids about contraception only encourages them to have sex, and it doesn't always work, anyway.

Who can deny that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control?

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A Goat

Ref: XMT05

christmas

d'you get any good presents?

yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable.

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Gastric band

Ref: KMK MTx32

christmas

what do you want for Christmas?

I've set my heart on having my gastric band loosened up

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Christmas walk?

Ref: XMT12

seasonal affective disorder

do you want to come out for a christmas walk?

no i fucking don't

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Mince pie?

Ref: XMT17

seasonal affective disorder

next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie.

i've got a fucking mince pie.

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