New Scrawl Birthday Cards


New SCRAWL Birthday Cards

Bigger, bolder, brassier.

15cm x 15cm - Blank inside - Envelope - Cello wrapped.

Printed in the UK on FSC approved sustainable board.
 


Friend in jail

Personalised Greetings Cards


Friend in jail

Ref: SCR521



If you find yourself in jail
A good friend will bail you out.
A best friend will be in the next cell saying
'DAMN THAT WAS FUN'
Price: £2.50


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100%

Personalised Greetings Cards


100%

Ref: SCR515



Always give 100%
Unless you're giving blood
Price: £2.50


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Dogs Rule

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Dogs Rule

Ref: SCR513



Dogs rule the world.
If you saw two creatures
one of them poos
& the other carries it
who would you say is in charge?
Price: £2.50


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Potato Friends

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Potato Friends

Ref: SCR505



Friends are like potatoes.
When you eat them, they die.
Price: £2.50


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Wine Improvement

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Wine Improvement

Ref: SCR524



Wine improves with age.
I improve with wine.
Price: £2.50


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Lawnmower hangover

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Lawnmower hangover

Ref: SCR502



I woke up today with a hangover
to the sound of my neighbour
mowing his law.
I didn't get up to complain
So he just had to mow around me.
Price: £2.50


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Life is Short

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Life is Short

Ref: SCR514



Life is short
& so is your penis.
Price: £2.50


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Very expensive...

Personalised Greetings Cards


Very expensive...

Ref: SCR523



The best things in life are free.
The second best are very expensive.
Price: £2.50


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Change your name

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Change your name

Ref: SCR510



The mark of a good party
is that you wake up the next morning
wanting to change your name
& start life in a different city.
Price: £2.50


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So little time...

So little time...

Ref: SCR506



So many men.
So little time.
Price: £2.50


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Keep your heels

Personalised Greetings Cards


Keep your heels

Ref: SCR508



Keep your heels, head and standards high.
Price: £2.50


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Hate your Job..?

Personalised Greetings Cards


Hate your Job..?

Ref: SCR516



Hate your Job?
There's a support group for that.
It's called Everybody
& they meet at the bar.
Price: £2.50


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