Modern Toss Cards


Modern Toss

Very rude, very crude... Adult humour.

Starring Mr. Tourette, Work, Weekend and Cheese & Wine.

5" x 7" - blank inside - cello wrapped - colour envelope
 


6 month illnesses

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6 month illnesses

Ref: MT64



health

What illnesses would you recommend for
getting 6 months or longer off work?
Price: £2.50


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Maverick boss

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Maverick boss

Ref: MT68



maverick boss

Jean, choose someone at random and send them in please
Price: £2.50


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Early retirement

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Early retirement

Ref: MT66



work

I'm thinking of taking early retirement

how early?

about 2.30
Price: £2.50


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Birthday day off

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Birthday day off

Ref: MT71



work

I see you've applied for a day off on your birthday

yeah imagine being stuck in this shithole on your birthday
Price: £2.50


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Church banner

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Church banner

Ref: MT06



Hello Mr Tourette, could you paint a banner for the church fete?

Yeah, but I want the money upfront

[ Spunk Drinking Festival ]

Oh my Christ, this isn't what I wanted

Make your mind up you fickle cunt
Price: £2.50


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Leaving

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Leaving

Ref: MT25



I'm thinking about leaving, do you want to have a whip
round for my present and I'll see if it's worth it
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Bit bored

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Bit bored

Ref: MT04



I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored
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Seen the remote?

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Seen the remote?

Ref: MT11



hello?

yeah it's me, have you seen the
remote control anywhere?
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Line Manager

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Line Manager

Ref: MT18



how are you getting on with your new line manager?

he's a fucking cunt
Price: £2.50


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Ikea

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Ikea

Ref: MT12



let's go to Ikea

fuck Ikea
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Can't come in today

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Can't come in today

Ref: MT02



I can't come in today, so fuck off
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For Sale sign

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For Sale sign

Ref: MT05



Ahh, Mr Tourette could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?

of course

[ WHORE ]

Oh my God, this is not what I wanted

what are you some sort of cunt? I still want paying
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