Modern Toss Birthday Cards

Modern Birthday Toss

Very rude, very crude... Adult humour.

Starring Mr. Tourette, Work, Weekend and Cheese & Wine.

5" x 7" - blank inside - cello wrapped - colour envelope

Facebook 282

Ref: MT34

according to our data you logged into your
facebook account 282 times yesterday

how d'you know it was me?

Price: £2.25

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Payrise Smoking?

Ref: MT30

You want a payrise because you've given up smoking?

Yeah I used to do about 2 hours a day on fag breaks,
now i've given up I'm not spending that time working
unless you give me more money

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Hurricane Mother

Ref: MT39

home-clubber

Is that the weather centre? It's me mum's
birthday coming up, how much would it
cost to have a hurricane named after her?
ideally category 2 or stronger

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Twitter that?

Ref: MT33

have you got a pencil I can borrow?

that's brilliant mate,
do you mind if I twitter that?

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Leaving

Ref: MT25

I'm thinking about leaving, do you want to have a whip
round for my present and I'll see if it's worth it

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Read my sign?

Ref: MT10

have you heard about Peter's new car?

no, have you read my sign?

[ FUCK OFF I'M NOT INTERESTED ]

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For Sale sign

Ref: MT05

Ahh, Mr Tourette could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?

of course

[ WHORE ]

Oh my God, this is not what I wanted

what are you some sort of cunt? I still want paying

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