Love Cards

Love

Our Love cards are blank inside (for your silly soppy lovey dovey message) unless otherwise stated.

I Love You Very Very Much

Ref: YCUKVal8

I LOVE YOU

VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY

MUCH

instructions: check all that apply

inside: And I really really really really mean that.

Price: £2.25

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love - finding you

Ref: UN037 love

finding you was the best
thing i've ever found.
and i've found a lot
of stuff.

Price: £2.50

love - island

Ref: UN033 love

if i could only bring
one thing to a deserted
island, i'd bring you.
even though my lips get
really dry and i should
really be bringing
lip balm.

Price: £2.50

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love - tiny pink

Ref: UN023 love

i'm so glad i have real arms and
not those tiny pink plastic ones.
this way i can hug you real tight
and not have to worry about
them popping off.

Price: £2.50

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love - you're so cute

Ref: UN010 love

you're so cute i
want to yank off
your head, stick it
in a jar and keep
it next to my
computer.

Price: £2.50

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love - botox

Ref: UN019 love

i can't wait to
grow old with you
and do fun things
like read books
and get botox
injections.

Price: £2.50

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love - together

Ref: UN026 love

from the moment we met i knew
we were going to be together
forever. at least we better be.
i've already started to let
myself go a little.

Price: £2.50

love - rip off

Ref: UN008 love

you're so beautiful
i want to rip off
your face and nail
it to my wall so
i can look at you
whenever i want.

Price: £2.50

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love - bash

Ref: UN002 love

if we weren't together and i
saw you on the street, i'd bash
your head in with a brick so
you would fall down and i
could be there to catch you.

Price: £2.50

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love - like murder

Ref: UN016 love

you're the only person
that can take my mind off
of all the bad things in
this world. and all the bad
things that i've done.
like murder.

Price: £2.50

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love - perfect

Ref: UN027 love

it's so obvious
everyone wants
to be me. not
because i'm so
breathtaking
but because i
have you. and
you're perfect.

Price: £2.50

love - woke up

Ref: UN013 love

if i woke up and
realized you crapped
all over me in your
sleep, i would still
love you just
the same.

Price: £2.50

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love - frenched

Ref: UN024 love

of all the people i've frenched,
you're definitely the
best frencher ever.
and trust me, i've frenched
a lot of people

Price: £2.50

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love - needle

Ref: UN022 love

if i had a big enough needle,
i'd stitch our skin together while
you were asleep so that when you
woke up, we were like one person.
one big happy deformed person.

Price: £2.50

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