Kiss Me Kwik Cards


Kiss Me Kwik greeting cards

Kiss Me Kwik greeting cards

Many of these cards are definitely NSFW..!

Approx. 4" x 6" - blank inside - coloured envelope - cello wrapped
 


Wine o'Clock?

Personalised Greetings Cards


Wine o'Clock?

Ref: KMK BC215



Is it wine o'clock yet?
Price: £2.25


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Seal

Personalised Greetings Cards


Seal

Ref: KMK051



You look lovely today!

The seal of approval
Price: £2.25


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Biscuit

Personalised Greetings Cards


Biscuit

Ref: KMK169



I like your hair

complimentary biscuit
Price: £2.25


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Anti-depressants

Personalised Greetings Cards


out of stock

Anti-depressants

Ref: LB01 KMK



The anti-depressants seemed to be working
Price: £2.25


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Honest Birthday

Personalised Greetings Cards


Honest Birthday

Ref: HonBd



Click image to view
Price: £2.25


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Pray Kylie

Personalised Greetings Cards


Pray Kylie

Ref: KMK LB11



Oh Lord. Please let Kylie be Number One
Price: £2.25


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Jane's Coffee

Personalised Greetings Cards


Jane's Coffee

Ref: LB06 KMK



Just a decaf soya low foam mochachino with no cream and a biscotti please
Price: £2.25


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Thanks Jane

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Thanks Jane

Ref: LB20 KMK



Thanks Jane. It's sooo hard to get a decent latte round here these days.
Price: £2.25


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Cock

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Cock

Ref: KMK023



This man has a huge cock.
Price: £2.25


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Dog Years

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Dog Years

Ref: KMK072



In dog years....
you're dead.
Price: £2.25


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Better be a pony!

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Better be a pony!

Ref: KMKX082



This had better be a pony!

blank inside
Price: £2.25


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Fags & Dogging

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Fags & Dogging

Ref: KMK216



How do you keep so slim?

With a simple daily diet of
booze, fags & dogging
Price: £2.25


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Intoxication

Personalised Greetings Cards


Intoxication

Ref: KMK017



DO
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY
BUT REMEMBER
INTOXICATION IS NEITHER
AMUSING NOR MANNERLY
Price: £2.25


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Gaga again

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Gaga again

Ref: KMK220



Say that again about
Lady Gaga!
Price: £2.25


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Chaos! Panic! Disorder!

Personalised Greetings Cards


out of stock

Chaos! Panic! Disorder!

Ref: KMK034



Chaos! Panic! Disorder!
My work here is done.
Price: £2.25


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Facebook* Friend

Personalised Greetings Cards


Facebook* Friend

Ref: KMK174



happy
birthday
facebook*
friend

*but not actual
Price: £2.25


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Sarcasm

Personalised Greetings Cards


Sarcasm

Ref: KMK027



Sarcasm is just one more
service we offer.
Price: £2.25


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Mind

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Mind

Ref: KMK037



Now... whose mind shall I
fuck with today.....?
Price: £2.25


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Opera

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Opera

Ref: KMK201



I can just about see
your penis now.
Price: £2.25


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Binge Drinker

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Binge Drinker

Ref: KMK045



When I grow up I want to be

a binge drinker
Price: £2.25


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Drug Dealer

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Drug Dealer

Ref: KMKDRUG



When I grow up I want to be
A Drug Dealer
Price: £2.25


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Terribly Butch

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Terribly Butch

Ref: KMK222



He's terribly butch isn't he?

Yes. He gets it from his mother.
Price: £2.25


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Bird last night?

Personalised Greetings Cards


Bird last night?

Ref: KMK082



you shag that bird last night?

nah...it hadn't defrosted properly.
Price: £2.25


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Stand

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Stand

Ref: KMK187



When I grow up I want to
stand outside
Price: £2.25


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Moody

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Moody

Ref: KMK176



You're moody but you're cute
Price: £2.25


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Smarties

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Smarties

Ref: KMK123



Prozac Viagra Valium Smarties
Price: £2.25


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Easily offended

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Easily offended

Ref: KMK211



IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED
NOW WOULD BE A REALLY
GOOD TIME TO
FUCK OFF
Price: £2.25


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Just one more thing...

Personalised Greetings Cards


out of stock

Just one more thing...

Ref: KMK062



Oh. There's just
one more thing.

You're a cunt
Price: £2.25


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You shit glamour

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You shit glamour

Ref: KMK BC26



You
shit
glamour
Price: £2.25


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Slut

Personalised Greetings Cards


Slut

Ref: KMK005



SLUT JUNKIE LESBIAN MAN
Price: £2.25


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People Person

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People Person

Ref: KMK016



Do I look like a
fucking 'people
person' ?!
Price: £2.25


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Sprouts

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Sprouts

Ref: KMKXM013



Oh No ! I forgot the sprouts !

blank inside
Price: £2.25


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Smack

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Smack

Ref: KMKX141



smack my bitch up

blank inside
Price: £2.25


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