Kiss Me Kwik Birthday Cards


Kiss Me Kwik

Warning.... some of these are NSFW.

Approx. 4" x 6" - blank inside - coloured envelope - cello wrapped
 


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Personalised Greetings Cards


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Ref: LB98



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Gluten free

Personalised Greetings Cards


Gluten free

Ref: LB03



I presume these are
gluten-free?
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Definitely

Personalised Greetings Cards


Definitely

Ref: LB41



We'll definitely get served this time.
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Relaxed Birthday Cat

Personalised Greetings Cards


Relaxed Birthday Cat

Ref: LB88



Relax. It's your Birthday
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Flat pack

Personalised Greetings Cards


Flat pack

Ref: LB91



Bloody flat-pack furniture!
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Insensitive?

Personalised Greetings Cards


Insensitive?

Ref: KMKbc05



Recently someone accused me of
being insensitive. And I thought
how did this fat bitch get her
wheelchair up the stairs
to my house?!
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Kipling?

Personalised Greetings Cards


Kipling?

Ref: KMK252



Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never kippled.
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Buy own clothes

Personalised Greetings Cards


Buy own clothes

Ref: KMK065



When I grow up I want to
buy my own clothes
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Dad

Personalised Greetings Cards


Dad

Ref: LB94



D is for Dad
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Honest Birthday



Honest Birthday

Ref: HonBd



Click image to view
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Biscuit



Biscuit

Ref: KMK169



I like your hair

complimentary biscuit
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Wine o'Clock?



Wine o'Clock?

Ref: KMK BC215



Is it wine o'clock yet?
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Caerphilly



Caerphilly

Ref: KMK223



How do you approach an
angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly
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Organic lunchbox



Organic lunchbox

Ref: KMK172



So I said to Mummy: "If my lunchbox
is not entirely organic by Monday
I'm calling Social Services."

Quite frankly, Sophie, if you don't I will.
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Cock



Cock

Ref: KMK023



This man has a huge cock.
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Better be a pony!



Better be a pony!

Ref: KMKX082



This had better be a pony!

blank inside
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Jimmy Choos



Jimmy Choos

Ref: LB40 KMK



They don't look like Jimmy Choos.
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Jane's Coffee



Jane's Coffee

Ref: LB06 KMK



Just a decaf soya
low foam mochachino
with no cream and a
biscotti please
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Pony Hope



Pony Hope

Ref: LB34 KMK



I hope it's a pony!
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Thanks Jane



Thanks Jane

Ref: LB20 KMK



Thanks Jane. It's sooo hard to get a decent latte round here these days.
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Snow White



Snow White

Ref: LB10 KMK



"Who's going to put the rubbish out now?"
cried the dwarves
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Anti-depressants



Anti-depressants

Ref: LB01 KMK



The anti-depressants seemed to be working
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Dog Years



Dog Years

Ref: KMK072



In dog years....
you're dead.
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Stand



Stand

Ref: KMK187



When I grow up I want to
stand outside
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Moody



Moody

Ref: KMK176



You're moody but you're cute
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Mike Hunt?



Mike Hunt?

Ref: KMK228



Have you seen Mike Hunt?
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Goldilocks



Goldilocks

Ref: LB07 KMK



"Urgh! This so NOT organic !"
thought Goldilocks
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Intoxication



Intoxication

Ref: KMK017



DO
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY
BUT REMEMBER
INTOXICATION IS NEITHER
AMUSING NOR MANNERLY
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Binge Drinker



Binge Drinker

Ref: KMK045



When I grow up I want to be

a binge drinker
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Jeremy Kyle



Jeremy Kyle

Ref: KMK144



When I grow up I want to be

on Jeremy Kyle
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Out of my way



Out of my way

Ref: KMK006



GET OUT OF MY WAY
I'M FABULOUS!!
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Jesus Cod



Jesus Cod

Ref: KMK038



No. Mine was the
herb-crusted cod with
a rocket and parmesan
salad.
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Housework



Housework

Ref: KMK212



Note to self:
Must not take tranquilisers
when doing the housework.
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Third Pill



Third Pill

Ref: KMK080



Margaret discreetly came up
on her third pill of the evening.
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Gaga again



Gaga again

Ref: KMK220



Say that again about
Lady Gaga!
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Facebook* Friend



Facebook* Friend

Ref: KMK174



happy
birthday
facebook*
friend

*but not actual
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Sarcasm



Sarcasm

Ref: KMK027



Sarcasm is just one more
service we offer.
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Mind



Mind

Ref: KMK037



Now... whose mind shall I
fuck with today.....?
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Slut



Slut

Ref: KMK005



SLUT JUNKIE LESBIAN MAN
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People Person



People Person

Ref: KMK016



Do I look like a
fucking 'people
person' ?!
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Smoking



Smoking

Ref: KMK087



FUCK OFF!
I'M SMOKING
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Jesus loves...



Jesus loves...

Ref: KMK042



Jesus loves everyone

except for you , you cunt!
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Fags & Dogging



Fags & Dogging

Ref: KMK216



How do you keep so slim?

With a simple daily diet of
booze, fags & dogging
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Incontinence Hotline



Incontinence Hotline

Ref: KMK032



Incontinence Hotline.
Can you hold please?
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Terribly Butch



Terribly Butch

Ref: KMK222



He's terribly butch isn't he?

Yes. He gets it from his mother.
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Easily offended



Easily offended

Ref: KMK211



IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED
NOW WOULD BE A REALLY
GOOD TIME TO
FUCK OFF
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Just one more thing...



Just one more thing...

Ref: KMK062



Oh. There's just
one more thing.

You're a cunt
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You shit glamour



You shit glamour

Ref: KMK BC26



You
shit
glamour
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Tourettes



Tourettes

Ref: KMK168



I don't have Tourettes.
You're just a cunt.
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Clap



Clap

Ref: KMK125



Style is like the clap
you've either got it
or you haven't.
And you've got it!
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mmm...spunk!



mmm...spunk!

Ref: KMK 039



mmm...spunk!
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