Kiss Me Kwik Birthday Cards


Kiss Me Kwik

Kiss Me Kwik

Warning.... some of these are NSFW.

Approx. 4" x 6" - blank inside - coloured envelope - cello wrapped
 


Honest Birthday

Personalised Greetings Cards


Honest Birthday

Ref: HonBd



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Price: £2.25


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Biscuit

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Biscuit

Ref: KMK169



I like your hair

complimentary biscuit
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Seal

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Seal

Ref: KMK051



You look lovely today!

The seal of approval
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Wine o'Clock?

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Wine o'Clock?

Ref: KMK BC215



Is it wine o'clock yet?
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Caerphilly

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Caerphilly

Ref: KMK223



How do you approach an
angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly
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Organic lunchbox

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Organic lunchbox

Ref: KMK172



So I said to Mummy: "If my lunchbox
is not entirely organic by Monday
I'm calling Social Services."

Quite frankly, Sophie, if you don't I will.
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Cock

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Cock

Ref: KMK023



This man has a huge cock.
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Better be a pony!

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Better be a pony!

Ref: KMKX082



This had better be a pony!

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Jane's Coffee

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Jane's Coffee

Ref: LB06 KMK



Just a decaf soya low foam mochachino with no cream and a biscotti please
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Thanks Jane

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Thanks Jane

Ref: LB20 KMK



Thanks Jane. It's sooo hard to get a decent latte round here these days.
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Anti-depressants

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Anti-depressants

Ref: LB01 KMK



The anti-depressants seemed to be working
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Brian

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Brian

Ref: KMK097



Brian had never looked lovelier
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Dog Years

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Dog Years

Ref: KMK072



In dog years....
you're dead.
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Stand

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Stand

Ref: KMK187



When I grow up I want to
stand outside
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Drug Dealer

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Drug Dealer

Ref: KMKDRUG



When I grow up I want to be
A Drug Dealer
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Moody

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Moody

Ref: KMK176



You're moody but you're cute
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Smarties

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Smarties

Ref: KMK123



Prozac Viagra Valium Smarties
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Smack

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Smack

Ref: KMKX141



smack my bitch up

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Intoxication

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Intoxication

Ref: KMK017



DO
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY
BUT REMEMBER
INTOXICATION IS NEITHER
AMUSING NOR MANNERLY
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Binge Drinker

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Binge Drinker

Ref: KMK045



When I grow up I want to be

a binge drinker
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Out of my way

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Out of my way

Ref: KMK006



GET OUT OF MY WAY
I'M FABULOUS!!
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Jesus Cod

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Jesus Cod

Ref: KMK038



No. Mine was the
herb-crusted cod with
a rocket and parmesan
salad.
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Housework

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Housework

Ref: KMK212



Note to self:
Must not take tranquilisers
when doing the housework.
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Opera

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Opera

Ref: KMK201



I can just about see
your penis now.
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Gaga again

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Gaga again

Ref: KMK220



Say that again about
Lady Gaga!
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Chaos! Panic! Disorder!

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out of stock

Chaos! Panic! Disorder!

Ref: KMK034



Chaos! Panic! Disorder!
My work here is done.
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Facebook* Friend

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Facebook* Friend

Ref: KMK174



happy
birthday
facebook*
friend

*but not actual
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More Gay

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More Gay

Ref: KMK106



No . You look more gay .
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Sarcasm

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Sarcasm

Ref: KMK027



Sarcasm is just one more
service we offer.
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Mind

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Mind

Ref: KMK037



Now... whose mind shall I
fuck with today.....?
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Mistaken

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Mistaken

Ref: KMK149



You seem to have mistaken me
for somebody who gives a shit.
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Slut

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Slut

Ref: KMK005



SLUT JUNKIE LESBIAN MAN
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People Person

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People Person

Ref: KMK016



Do I look like a
fucking 'people
person' ?!
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Porn's arrived!

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Porn's arrived!

Ref: KMK115



Your porn's arrived !
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All about me

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out of stock

All about me

Ref: KMKX081



It's all
about me!!

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Jesus loves...

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Jesus loves...

Ref: KMK042



Jesus loves everyone

except for you , you cunt!
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Fags & Dogging

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Fags & Dogging

Ref: KMK216



How do you keep so slim?

With a simple daily diet of
booze, fags & dogging
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Terribly Butch

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Terribly Butch

Ref: KMK222



He's terribly butch isn't he?

Yes. He gets it from his mother.
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Bird last night?

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Bird last night?

Ref: KMK082



you shag that bird last night?

nah...it hadn't defrosted properly.
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He's Mine

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He's Mine

Ref: KMK021



Fuck off.
He's mine.
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Easily offended

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Easily offended

Ref: KMK211



IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED
NOW WOULD BE A REALLY
GOOD TIME TO
FUCK OFF
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Just one more thing...

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Just one more thing...

Ref: KMK062



Oh. There's just
one more thing.

You're a cunt
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You shit glamour

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You shit glamour

Ref: KMK BC26



You
shit
glamour
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Sprouts

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Sprouts

Ref: KMKXM013



Oh No ! I forgot the sprouts !

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