Jesus and Mo Birthday Cards


The Cast

The Cast

 

We ask the Author:

What is Jesus & Mo?
Since 2005 it’s been a comic strip dealing in religious satire.

Is that really the Prophet Mohammed?
No, it’s a body double. Mohammed couldn’t make it, as he has been dead for centuries.

Is that really Jesus?
Yes, that is really Jesus. I don’t know how he does it, but he always finds time in his busy schedule to appear in the comic whenever someone loads a J&M page in their browser.

Is that really Moses?
Enough already.

Why is the Barmaid never drawn?
It is forbidden. Plus, I can’t draw barmaids.

Can I see more comic strips of Jesus & Mo?
Yes you can. Many more at the fabulous Jesus & Mo website
And you can also buy Jesus & Mo books
Not to mention Jesus & Mo T-shirts, mugs and more
 

Jesus & Mo Cards

Jesus & Mo Cards

14.5cm x 14.5cm - white envelope - cello wrapped

We creatively use the the Jesus & Mo comic strip Font to enhance your (optionally) personalised birthday card message... We like to think that's what Jesus would do.
 


Sense

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Sense

Ref: JM002



Barmaid, if you don't believe in God, why do you bother being good?

Yes, why don't you go around behaving in a selfish and criminally irresponsible manner?

Are you saying that the only reason you boys don't steal, murder or rape is because you desire the approval of a supernatural being?

Yes.

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Them

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Them

Ref: JM018



By "othering" us, they are seeking to define for themselves an identity based on difference.

While at the same time bolstering their own sense of moral and cultural superiority. Sometimes they can go so far as to demonize or dehumanize "the other" - And from there it is a small step to the justification of violence.

Don't you do that, too?

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Atoms

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Atoms

Ref: JM004



Sometimes, when I look at the night sky, I am overwhelmed by a sense of our insignificance.

Are we really the byproduct of an evolutionary algorithm, living briefly and precariously on a tiny speck in some corner of the cosmos?

Little candles of consciousness destined, like the star that birthed us, to burn out, leaving only atoms and memories...

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Piety

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Piety

Ref: JM013



I've got a great tactic to use against the Barmaid's attacks on our religions - Take offence at every opportunity.

Taking offence puts your opponent on the defensive because they'll think they've overstepped some mark.

And if you take offence often and loudly enough, people will be reluctant to say anything critical about your dearly held beliefs.

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Lewd

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Lewd

Ref: JM001



Did you see the look that jogger just gave me?
It was pretty lewd, wasn't it?

Lewd? I have never been leered at so brazenly in my life
And that wink was positively lascivious!

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Fifty

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Fifty

Ref: JM011



Hey Mo, do you want to make $50,000?

There's a guy on the Internet who uses Islamic texts to demonstrate that you are a paedophile, a narcissist...

...a misogynist, a rapist, a lecher, a torturer, a mass murderer, a cult leader...

...an assassin, a terrorist and a looter.

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Apes

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Apes

Ref: JM003



We are not animals, Barmaid.

If humans decended from apes, why are there still apes?

We didn't evolve from modern apes. We share a common ancestor with them.

Answer the question!

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Proud

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Proud

Ref: JM015



Barmaid, why aren't you a believer? Is it because you are wedded to a life of sin?

No.

Are you too proud to submit to the will of Allah?

No.

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Both

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Both

Ref: JM008



Hi, I'm Jesus.

And I'm Mo.

And together we're... Jesus and Mo.

What are you going to do for us tonight, Jesus and Mo?

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Crude

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Crude

Ref: JM010



Barmaid, your critique of theism is too crude.

Yeah, it's easy to attack people who believe in a literal infinite, omniscient, beneficent, immortal deity.

Sophisticated believers are different.

People who are mature in their faith know that God is a metaphor.

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Gift

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Gift

Ref: JM012



Yes, science is a wonderous gift.

But religion sure is, too.

So don't let them atheists make you chose between the two.

They'll tell you faith is a disease, an affront to common sense,
a collection of hypotheses of rectal provenance.

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True

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True

Ref: JM019



I see Hindu extremists have closed down an art exhibition because it had paintings of a couple of Hindu goddesses in the nude.

Hindu goddesses in the nude? Aren't they always?

What I don't understand is how the Hindus know the paintings are of their goddesses.

What? As oppposed to any old imaginary blue female? Yes I see what you mean!

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Speck

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Speck

Ref: JM014



We prefer the possibility of false belief to no belief at all.

Because with God, our lives have meaning and purpose.

Whereas without God, we are reduced to being no more than a tiny speck.

In a vast universe
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Close

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Close

Ref: JM009



So, if we can conceive of a supremely perfect being, it must exist because..?

Because existence is a property of perfection - If it doesn't exist, it's not perfect.

I like it! Do you think we can apply the ontological argument to other things? A perfect pint of Guinness, for example?

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Slack

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Slack

Ref: JM016



You cannot outlaw circumcision. It is a religious requirement - An essential part of our identity.

It's not as if we want to impose the practice on others.

Apart from your babies, you mean?

Ask yourself this: What kind of state would impose such a draconian prohibition?

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Ball

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Ball

Ref: JM006



So, Mo. What's all this furore about people drawing cartoons of you in Denmark?

It is perfectly understandable.

I am a role model to millions, who regard me as the perfect example of manhood.

Any portrayal of me must surely fall short of that perfection.

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Birth

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Birth

Ref: JM007



There is only one solution to the problem of teenage pregnancy - abstinence.

Teaching kids about contraception only encourages them to have sex, and it doesn't always work, anyway.

Who can deny that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control?

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Stood

Stood

Ref: JM017



So I asked her why the new atheists were so militantly anti-religion.

What is it that drives them to ever more aggressive denunciations?

Why the need to silence, to destroy?

Could it be that the mere existence of people of faith poses a threat to their atheistic certainties?

What did she say?

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Away

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Away

Ref: JM005



Hi, I'm Jesus.

And I'm Mo.

And together we're... Jesus and Mo.

What are you going to do for us tonight, Jesus and Mo?

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Verse

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Verse

Ref: JM020



It is very easy for Islamophobes to quote the Koran out of context.

They never quote verse 5.32, where it says Whoever kills a human being, it is as if he has killed all mankind.

What about the very next verse, 5.33, where it says Those who make war against Allah should be murdered or crucified, or have their hands and feet chopped off?

Now you're over-contextualizing.
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Bespoke: Jesus & Mo Cards

Bespoke: Jesus & Mo Cards

Sorry, we can't feature all of the Jesus & Mo strips here what with there being an (almost) infinite number of them... But if you have a favourite strip you'd like us to print, just let us know and we'll create it, just for you.

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Many more soon...

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