Half Moon Bay Cards


Half Moon Bay cards

Half Moon Bay cards

7" x 5" - blank inside - white envelope - cello wrapped
 


Happy Bloody Birthday!

Ref: HMB6010



Happy
Bloody
Birthday!

Price: £2.35



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Still Gorgeous!

Ref: HMB6029



Another year older,
but you're still
GORGEOUS!


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Dirty House - Brilliant Party!

Ref: HMB6011



A Dirty House is a Sign Of A BRILLIANT PARTY!


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Gotta look her best

Ref: HMB6008



A Girl's gotta look her best
on her BIRTHDAY!


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So Bloody Blonde

Ref: HMB3606



Oh God,
I'm so bloody blonde sometimes!


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Loved & Lost

Ref: HMB62



It's better to have loved and lost
Than to live with the Psycho
The rest of your life


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Birthday Vodka

Ref: HMB6031



It's your birthday

Good excuse for Vodka


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Tied up

Ref: HMB7969



It's been so long since I've had sex,
I don't recall who gets tied up


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Queen of...

Ref: HMB27



Queen of
Fucking
Everything


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Nope, not married

Ref: HMB7498



nope, not married yet...
just lucky, I guess


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Well behaved women

Ref: HMB34



Well behaved women
rarely make history


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Oh My God!

Ref: HMB8054



Oh My God!
My Mother Was Right
About Everything!


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Clean House

Ref: HMB9034



A clean house
is a sign of a
wasted life


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So much to do

Ref: HMB234



So much to do, so few people to do it for me.


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So many candles

Ref: HMB6009



So many candles,
so little cake


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Sin

Ref: HMB3022



I Feel A Sin
Coming On.


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Happy Birthday Bitch!

Ref: HMB3003



Happy
Birthday
Bitch!


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Be nice to your kids

Ref: HMB63



Be nice to your kids
They'll choose your nursing home


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Jesus is coming

Ref: HMB31



Jesus is coming.

Look Busy.


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Where's my pony?

Ref: HMB7772



So where's my
fucking Pony?


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"Work" here

Ref: HMB409



Just because I work here
doesn't mean I actually
"work" here.


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Amazingly enough

Ref: HMB46



Amazingly enough
I don't give a shit


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Change a man

Ref: HMB402



If you want to change a man,
you better do it
while he's still in nappies.


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Grown men cry

Ref: HMB407



I make grown men cry


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50ft Woman

Ref: HMBC08



Attack of the 50ft Woman


View Film: Attack of the 50ft Woman

Price: £2.00



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Plan 9

Ref: HMBC07



Plan 9 from Outer Space
Unspeakable horrors from outer space paralyze the living and resurrect the dead!

with Bela Lugosi, Vampira, Lyle Talbot
Produced and Directed by Edward D. Wood Jr.

View Film: Plan 9 from Outer Space

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Married Dead Man

Ref: HMBC58



I married a dead man
William Irish

The strange story of a girl who is both bride and widow and yet not either


Price: £2.00




Eat Troubles Away

Ref: HMBC208



Eat your troubles away
Dr. Lelord Kordel

Health and Virility for men and women of all ages in Dr. Kordel's famous 15-day diet. First paperback edition of this international best-seller.

"The secrets of living a fuller and more vibrant life, by an authority on nutrition." Christian Herald

Price: £2.00



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Teachers Pet

Ref: HMBC01



Teacher's Pet
by Mark Clements

Judy stayed on after class for special tutoring... and earned her diploma the easy way!


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