Half Moon Bay Birthday Cards


Half Moon Bay

Half Moon Bay

7" x 5" - blank inside - white envelope - cello wrapped
 


Nightmare of Youth

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Nightmare of Youth

Ref: AT hmb



at last she had awakened
from the nightmare of youth

inside: happy birthday!
Price: £2.25


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Classy Wine

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Classy Wine

Ref: HMB7517



WINE!
How classy people
get shitfaced
Price: £2.35


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Happy Bloody Birthday!

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Happy Bloody Birthday!

Ref: HMB6010



Happy
Bloody
Birthday!
Price: £2.35


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Still Gorgeous!

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Still Gorgeous!

Ref: HMB6029



Another year older,
but you're still
GORGEOUS!
Price: £2.35


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Dirty House - Brilliant Party!

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Dirty House - Brilliant Party!

Ref: HMB6011



A Dirty House is a Sign Of A BRILLIANT PARTY!
Price: £2.35


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Gotta look her best

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Gotta look her best

Ref: HMB6008



A Girl's gotta look her best
on her BIRTHDAY!
Price: £2.35


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So Bloody Blonde

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So Bloody Blonde

Ref: HMB3606



Oh God,
I'm so bloody blonde sometimes!
Price: £2.35


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Loved & Lost

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Loved & Lost

Ref: HMB62



It's better to have loved and lost
Than to live with the Psycho
The rest of your life
Price: £2.35


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Shitty Nappies

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Shitty Nappies

Ref: HMB7471



For my Mum
to make all those
shitty nappies
seem worth it!
Price: £2.35


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Birthday Vodka

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Birthday Vodka

Ref: HMB6031



It's your birthday

Good excuse for Vodka
Price: £2.35


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Well behaved women

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Well behaved women

Ref: HMB34



Well behaved women
rarely make history
Price: £2.35


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Oh My God!

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Oh My God!

Ref: HMB8054



Oh My God!
My Mother Was Right
About Everything!
Price: £2.35


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Clean House

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Clean House

Ref: HMB9034



A clean house
is a sign of a
wasted life
Price: £2.35


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So much to do

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So much to do

Ref: HMB234



So much to do, so few people to do it for me.
Price: £2.35


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So many candles

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So many candles

Ref: HMB6009



So many candles,
so little cake
Price: £2.35


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Sin

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Sin

Ref: HMB3022



I Feel A Sin
Coming On.
Price: £2.35


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New hobby

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New hobby

Ref: HMB7339



I think we need to get you
a new hobby that doesn't
involve penises.
Price: £2.35


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Work well

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Work well

Ref: HMB7185



I work well with others
as long as they leave me the hell alone
Price: £2.35


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Happy Birthday Bitch!

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Happy Birthday Bitch!

Ref: HMB3003



Happy
Birthday
Bitch!
Price: £2.35


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Still looking hot!

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Still looking hot!

Ref: HMB6007



Another year older...
But still looking hot!
Price: £2.35


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Nope, not married

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Nope, not married

Ref: HMB7498



nope, not married yet...
just lucky, I guess
Price: £2.35



Be nice to your kids

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Be nice to your kids

Ref: HMB63



Be nice to your kids
They'll choose your nursing home
Price: £2.35


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God kills a kitten

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God kills a kitten

Ref: HMB7619



Every time you masturbate,
God kills a kitten.
Price: £2.35


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Jesus is coming

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Jesus is coming

Ref: HMB31



Jesus is coming.

Look Busy.
Price: £2.35


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Where's my pony?

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Where's my pony?

Ref: HMB7772



So where's my
fucking Pony?
Price: £2.35


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"Work" here

Ref: HMB409



Just because I work here
doesn't mean I actually
"work" here.
Price: £2.35


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Change a man

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Change a man

Ref: HMB402



If you want to change a man,
you better do it
while he's still in nappies.
Price: £2.35


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Grown men cry

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Grown men cry

Ref: HMB407



I make grown men cry
Price: £2.35


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50ft Woman

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50ft Woman

Ref: HMBC08



Attack of the 50ft Woman


View Film: Attack of the 50ft Woman
Price: £2.00


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Plan 9

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Plan 9

Ref: HMBC07



Plan 9 from Outer Space
Unspeakable horrors from outer space paralyze the living and resurrect the dead!

with Bela Lugosi, Vampira, Lyle Talbot
Produced and Directed by Edward D. Wood Jr.

View Film: Plan 9 from Outer Space
Price: £2.00


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Married Dead Man

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Married Dead Man

Ref: HMBC58



I married a dead man
William Irish

The strange story of a girl who is both bride and widow and yet not either
Price: £2.00



Eat Troubles Away

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Eat Troubles Away

Ref: HMBC208



Eat your troubles away
Dr. Lelord Kordel

Health and Virility for men and women of all ages in Dr. Kordel's famous 15-day diet. First paperback edition of this international best-seller.

"The secrets of living a fuller and more vibrant life, by an authority on nutrition." Christian Herald
Price: £2.00


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Teachers Pet

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Teachers Pet

Ref: HMBC01



Teacher's Pet
by Mark Clements

Judy stayed on after class for special tutoring... and earned her diploma the easy way!
Price: £2.00


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