Express Yourself Birthday Cards


Express Yourself Birthday Cards

Express Yourself Birthday Cards

15cm x 10.5cm - blank inside - cello wrapped - brown envelope
 


Nobody is perfect

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Nobody is perfect

Ref: EY011



Nobody is perfect

Except for me
I'm brilliant
Price: £2.25


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Laughter vs Alcohol

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Laughter vs Alcohol

Ref: EY022



Laughter is the best medicine

But alcohol does the job better
Price: £2.25


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Spilt Milk

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Spilt Milk

Ref: EY004



it's no use crying over spilt milk

we all have to take turns sleeping on the wet patch.

Deal with it!
Price: £2.25


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Honesty

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Honesty

Ref: EY008



Honesty is the best policy...

You're ugly.
And you smell.
Price: £2.25


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Eggs in one basket

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Eggs in one basket

Ref: EY001



Never put all your eggs in one basket.

Sleep around
It's fun
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Money is...

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Money is...

Ref: EY003



Money is the root of all evil

But it pays for Hookers and drugs
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Size doesn't matter

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Size doesn't matter

Ref: EY016



Size doesn't matter

But seriously
you really are
incredibly tiny
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If at first

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If at first

Ref: EY017



If at first you don't succeed

Give up and get the first bus home
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Money doesn't

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Money doesn't

Ref: EY018



Money doesn't grow on trees

Which is why monkeys don't drive Ferrari's
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Variety is...

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Variety is...

Ref: EY020



Variety is the spice of life

Ask any swinger
(or your Parents)
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No smoke...

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No smoke...

Ref: EY005



No smoke without fire...
We all know you are gay!
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