Edward Monkton - 1

Greeting Cards - Edward Monkton

The Interesting Thoughts of Edward Monkton

These drawings would like to be your FRIENDS. Put them on a desk or a shelf - perhaps beside your bed - and glance at them from time to time. Use them for INSPIRATION. There is no corner of life into which they cannot shine the torch of INSIGHT. TRUST these drawings. They will not LET YOU DOWN.

Approx. 5.5" x 6.5" - Blank inside - White envelope - Made in England

Beautiful Frock

Ref: EM47

The Beautiful Frock.

"Buy me, Lady," said the frock, "and I will make you into a BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and COMPLETE Human Being".

"Do not be SILLY," said the Man, "for a frock alone cannot do that".

"TRUE," said the Lady. "I will have the Shoes and the Bag as well".

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The Friends

Ref: EM14

THE FRIENDS

THE FRIENDS can connect in a mysterious way without even speaking.

Perhaps they have AMAZING MAGICAL POWERS.

Perhaps they are both just PECULIAR IN THE HEAD.

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Zen Dog

Ref: EM76

ZEN DOG

He knows not where he's going
For the ocean will decide -
It's not the DESTINATION...

...It's the glory of THE RIDE

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You are Mad

Ref: EM81

YOU ARE MAD

Your Special Hat of Madness

Dear Person, You are MAD.
But I mean that in a nice way.
i.e. You are NICE mad, not
SCARY mad. SCARY mad
would not be good. Oh god,
please don't go SCARY
MAD

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Anything is Possible

Ref: EM82

ANYTHING is POSSIBLE

"Anything is possible," she
believed, so she grew WINGS
and flew like an ANGEL to
the STARS*.

*she didn't know that the back of her dress was tucked into her knickers, though, but, hey, you can't have it ALL!

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Getting Older

Ref: EM65

GETTING OLDER

May each year be a feather on
the glorious Chicken of Life
as it soars UNTAMED and
BEAUTIFUL towards the
golden sun

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Lady & Chocolate

Ref: EM29

The Lady and the Chocolate

Chocolate: You want me Lady don't you? You want me! YOU WANT ME!

Lady: No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the initial pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.

Chocolate: That, Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?

Lady: No, chocolate. I would not do that.

Chocolate: Thank you.

(A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure.)

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Sheep Destiny

Ref: EM84

The SHEEP of DESTINY

He smiles because he sees your future.

And Oh, how HAPPY shall that future be!

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Madness Hamsters

Ref: EM46

The "MADNESS" hamsters

Every night they visit you
Every night they come
And bit by bit
They steal your brain
And feed it to their MUM

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Live your dreams

Ref: EM43

LIVE YOUR DREAMS

Except for that one about being EATEN by the GIANT SPIDER

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Rock Pig

Ref: EM70

ROCK PIG

Rock Pig don't like disco
Rock Pig don't like dance
Rock Pig don't like ambient
Rock Pig don't like trance

Rock Pig don't like R&B
Rock Pig don't like soul
Rock Pig just likes heavy duty
Bad-ass ROCK 'N' ROLL

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Law Straightness

Ref: EM64

The LAW of STRAIGHTNESS

my pencils are straight
my socks are straight
my pillow is straight
my chips are straight

EVERYTHING must be STRAIGHT
or else the world will EXPLODE*

*Those who do not believe in the
Law of Straightness will not
BE SAVED

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Penguin of Death

Ref: EM22

The Penguin of Death

Things you need to know
1. He is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic smile
2. He can kill you in any 1 of 412 different ways

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Human Being

Ref: EM55

You are a BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING*

*But I am not very good at
DRAWING Human Beings so
I have drawn a POTATO
instead. But the potato is very
BEAUTIFUL too - in its own way

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Wonderful Girl

Ref: EM58

THE WONDERFUL GIRL

- isn't she wonderful!
- yes she really is!

This is a picture of a Wonderful Girl. She is beautiful and STRONG and soft all at the same time.

Everyone who meets her LOVES her and she spreads HAPPINESS wherever she goes.

She is not even frightened of SPIDERS.

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Wonderful Man

Ref: EM01

THE WONDERFUL MAN

THE WONDERFUL MAN was Strong. The Wonderful Man was handsome. The Wonderful Man took you in his arms and made you FEEL exactly how you always wanted to feel.
That is why they called him The Wonderful Man.

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Cat of Glory

Ref: EM63

The CAT of GLORY

And there shall come amongst
them a CAT of such GREAT
GLORY that all who see it will
be SORE AMAZED and
MARVEL at its SPLENDOUR

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Lesbian Poem

Ref: EM78

LESBIAN POEM

I'm a lovely lesbian
Sitting in a tree
Would you like to come on up
And have a cup of tea?

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Secret of True Love

Ref: EM62

The Secret of True Love

Together, Master of all Knowledge and Student of Life gaze at the giant Sponge Cake.

Student: What is this overwhelming feeling of peace and harmony, oh master? From whence does it come?

Master: It comes, my child, not from the sponges themselves but from the space that lies between them. For what hold them together is not just the Cream of Desire...
(dramatic pause)
...but the glorious Jam of Friendship as well.

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Pig Happiness

Ref: EM16

THE PIG OF HAPPINESS

he is so happy

May his JOYFUL SMILE remind us how much there is to be HAPPY about

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Choc Kingdom

Ref: EM56

MY CHOCOLATE KINGDOM

a Fragment of a Dream

...and in my Chocolate Kingdom they brought me great MOUNTAINS of CHOCOLATE and thereof did I eat. And it did not make me feel ILL or ASHAMED, neither did it put weight on my THIGHS. For the chocolate was health-giving and NOURISHING, and the more I ate, the more BEAUTIFUL I became.

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Greeting Cards - Edward Monkton

Beautiful Frock

The Friends

Zen Dog

You are Mad

Anything is Possible

Getting Older

Lady & Chocolate

Sheep Destiny

Madness Hamsters

Live your dreams

Rock Pig

Law Straightness

Penguin of Death

Human Being

Wonderful Girl

Wonderful Man

Cat of Glory

Lesbian Poem

Secret of True Love

Pig Happiness

Choc Kingdom

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