Edward Monkton - 2

Greeting Cards - Edward Monkton

The Interesting Thoughts of Edward Monkton

These drawings would like to be your FRIENDS. Put them on a desk or a shelf - perhaps beside your bed - and glance at them from time to time. Use them for INSPIRATION. There is no corner of life into which they cannot shine the torch of INSIGHT. TRUST these drawings. They will not LET YOU DOWN.

Approx. 5.5" x 6.5" - Blank inside - White envelope - Made in England
Compostable cellobags - Recycled envelopes

Note: Heavily-textured card stock.
May result in slightly reduced quality of Personalised print.

Pig of Happiness

Ref: EM16

THE PIG OF HAPPINESS

May his JOYFUL SMILE remind
us how much there is to be
HAPPY about

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

Penguin of Death

Ref: EM22

THE PENGUIN OF DEATH

Things you Need to Know
1. He is strangely attractive
because of his enigmatic smile

2. He can kill you in any 1
of 412 different ways

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

Zen Dog

Ref: EM76

ZEN DOG

He knows not where he's going
For the ocean will decide -
It's not the DESTINATION...

... it's the glory of THE RIDE

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

HIPPOPOTAMUS

Ref: EM120

The HIPPOPOTAMUS of EXTRAORDINARY GRACE

see the beauty of her joyful dance

Let her dainty steps remind us that we
can ALL achieve whatever we set our
YEARNING HEARTS upon

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

Love Monkey

Ref: EM100

LOVE MONKEY

He stands for LOVE He stands for HAPPINESS
He stands for TRUTH He stands for BEAUTY

Let us, like LOVE MONKEY, stand
for what we HOLD most DEAR

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

Kitten of your Life

Ref: EM131

The KITTEN of your LIFE

May your days be long and joyful
May your nights be sweet and full
And may your WHOLE LIFE be as HAPPY
As this Kitten with its wool

Ok, it may not be PERFECT, but it's
got a KITTEN in it. What more do you
want?

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

Theory about Friendship

Ref: EM126

THEORY about FRIENDSHIP

In order for 2 people to be REALLY
good friends, each person has got to
think that the other one is just a
little bit more UNHINGED than
they are.
So,um, that makes us VERY close
as far as I'm concerned.
How about YOU?

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

The Friends

Ref: EM14

THE FRIENDS

THE FRIENDS can connect in a
mysterious way without even speaking.

Perhaps they have AMAZING
MAGICAL POWERS.

Perhaps they are both just
PECULIAR IN THE HEAD.

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

How to be Happy

Ref: EM121

HOW to be HAPPY

We are only on this Earth for a
short time, so let us live WISELY,
let us live WELL... and let us
eat CHOCOLATE. Much
MUCH CHOCOLATE!!

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

Chocolate Kingdom

Ref: EM56

MY CHOCOLATE KINGDOM

a Fragment of a Dream
...and in my Chocolate Kingdom they
brought me great MOUNTAINS of
CHOCOLATE and thereof did I eat. And
it did not make me feel ILL or
ASHAMED, neither did it put weight
on my THIGHS. For the chocolate was
health-giving and NOURISHING,
and the more I ate, the more
BEAUTIFUL I became.

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

Notice to Redheads

Ref: EM122

NOTICE to all REDHEADS

It has just been SCIENTIFICALLY proven
that red hair is the main NATURAL
source of LOVE in the world.

So, redheads, you have an IMPORTANT
job to do. Rise up! RISE UP and
FREE the world with your BIG
BIG love and your RED RED hair!!

Price: £2.35

Quantity:

My Dream of You

Ref: EM95

MY DREAM of YOU

This picture of my DREAM shows
how much you mean to me*

*if you are not impressed by the
biscuit thing PLEASE remember
that it was only a DREAM

Price: £2.35

Quantity: