Edward Monkton - 2

Greeting Cards - Edward Monkton

The Interesting Thoughts of Edward Monkton

These drawings would like to be your FRIENDS. Put them on a desk or a shelf - perhaps beside your bed - and glance at them from time to time. Use them for INSPIRATION. There is no corner of life into which they cannot shine the torch of INSIGHT. TRUST these drawings. They will not LET YOU DOWN.

Approx. 5.5" x 6.5" - Blank inside - White envelope - Made in England

Rock Pig

Ref: EM70

ROCK PIG

Rock Pig don't like disco
Rock Pig don't like dance
Rock Pig don't like ambient
Rock Pig don't like trance

Rock Pig don't like R&B
Rock Pig don't like soul
Rock Pig just likes heavy duty
Bad-ass ROCK 'N' ROLL

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Penguin of Death

Ref: EM22

The Penguin of Death

Things you need to know
1. He is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic smile
2. He can kill you in any 1 of 412 different ways

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Cat of Glory

Ref: EM63

The CAT of GLORY

And there shall come amongst
them a CAT of such GREAT
GLORY that all who see it will
be SORE AMAZED and
MARVEL at its SPLENDOUR

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Pig Happiness

Ref: EM16

THE PIG OF HAPPINESS

he is so happy

May his JOYFUL SMILE remind us how much there is to be HAPPY about

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Law Straightness

Ref: EM64

The LAW of STRAIGHTNESS

my pencils are straight
my socks are straight
my pillow is straight
my chips are straight

EVERYTHING must be STRAIGHT
or else the world will EXPLODE*

*Those who do not believe in the
Law of Straightness will not
BE SAVED

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Human Being

Ref: EM55

You are a BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING*

*But I am not very good at
DRAWING Human Beings so
I have drawn a POTATO
instead. But the potato is very
BEAUTIFUL too - in its own way

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Wonderful Girl

Ref: EM58

THE WONDERFUL GIRL

- isn't she wonderful!
- yes she really is!

This is a picture of a Wonderful Girl. She is beautiful and STRONG and soft all at the same time.

Everyone who meets her LOVES her and she spreads HAPPINESS wherever she goes.

She is not even frightened of SPIDERS.

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Wonderful Man

Ref: EM01

THE WONDERFUL MAN

THE WONDERFUL MAN was Strong. The Wonderful Man was handsome. The Wonderful Man took you in his arms and made you FEEL exactly how you always wanted to feel.
That is why they called him The Wonderful Man.

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Lesbian Poem

Ref: EM78

LESBIAN POEM

I'm a lovely lesbian
Sitting in a tree
Would you like to come on up
And have a cup of tea?

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Secret of True Love

Ref: EM62

The Secret of True Love

Together, Master of all Knowledge and Student of Life gaze at the giant Sponge Cake.

Student: What is this overwhelming feeling of peace and harmony, oh master? From whence does it come?

Master: It comes, my child, not from the sponges themselves but from the space that lies between them. For what hold them together is not just the Cream of Desire...
(dramatic pause)
...but the glorious Jam of Friendship as well.

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Choc Kingdom

Ref: EM56

MY CHOCOLATE KINGDOM

a Fragment of a Dream

...and in my Chocolate Kingdom they brought me great MOUNTAINS of CHOCOLATE and thereof did I eat. And it did not make me feel ILL or ASHAMED, neither did it put weight on my THIGHS. For the chocolate was health-giving and NOURISHING, and the more I ate, the more BEAUTIFUL I became.

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Shoe Salvation

Ref: EM27

The SHOE OF SALVATION

Shoe: Look at me. Am I not wonderful?

Lady: You are the most wonderful shoe in the world. I fall to my knees and weep with pleasure when I am with you.

PAUSE

Lady: You are BEAUTY. You are TRUTH. In you I find my SALVATION.

Shoe: Thank you. You are a nice lady.

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New Home

Ref: EM30

NEW HOME

Interesting Theory
The snail is HAPPY in his HOME
even though he has neither TV
nor DISHWASHER.
The HUMAN will therefore
be even more HAPPY than the
SNAIL
(End of interesting theory)

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Thank You

Ref: EM15

THANK YOU

- I thank you, Sun

Just as the Flower thanks
the Sun for helping it GROW,
so I thank You for the
WONDERFULNESS with
which you have bestowed.

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Get Well Soon

Ref: EM34

GET WELL SOON

Just as the vase misses the
BEAUTY of the flower,
so the World misses the
WONDERFULNESS of your full
and healthy presence.

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New Baby

Ref: EM61

NEW BABY

And the glory of the baby made
them drunk with LOVE and
HAPPINESS for seldom had
they felt before such JOY

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Good Luck

Ref: EM36

GOOD LUCK

May the warm SUN of
FORTUNE shine its glorious
rays upon your marvellous
HEAD

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Happy Anniversary

Ref: EM31

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Lady Biscuit Man Buscuit

The Biscuits of Love
Their LOVE for each other does
not diminish.
Instead it grows STRONGER
and more BEAUTIFUL as
each year passes.

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You're Leaving

Ref: EM35

YOU'RE LEAVING

May the Chicken of Happiness
and the Sausage of Prosperity
FOLLOW you wherever you go

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Getting Married

Ref: EM33

GETTING MARRIED

Arm in arm they stand
on the SAUSAGE of LOVE
looking out together at the
KETCHUP of their DREAMS

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Greeting Cards - Edward Monkton

Rock Pig

Penguin of Death

Cat of Glory

Pig Happiness

Law Straightness

Human Being

Wonderful Girl

Wonderful Man

Lesbian Poem

Secret of True Love

Choc Kingdom

Life

Are you normal?

Shoe Salvation

New Home

Thank You

Get Well Soon

New Baby

New Baby - Poo

Good Luck

Happy Anniversary

You're Leaving

Getting Married

Congratulations

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