Birthday - Edward Monkton

Birthday Cards - Edward Monkton

The Interesting Thoughts of Edward Monkton

These drawings would like to be your FRIENDS. Put them on a desk or a shelf - perhaps beside your bed - and glance at them from time to time. Use them for INSPIRATION. There is no corner of life into which they cannot shine the torch of INSIGHT. TRUST these drawings. They will not LET YOU DOWN.

Approx. 5.5" x 6.5" - Blank inside - White envelope - Made in England

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May result in slightly reduced quality of Personalised print.

Birthday Gayness Test

Ref: EM140

BIRTHDAY GAYNESS TEST

They say that, these days, most people are
at least a LITTLE BIT gay, so I've devised
a cunning test to see exactly How gay YOU are:

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS KITTEN?
a) Woah! That would taste great on the barbecue.
b) OK, I can deal with a pink cat.
c) Oh, how Gorgeous! She's adorable!
d) OMG! That would accessorize so well with
my shoes!

ANSWERS:
a) Not gay at all.
b) A little bit gay.
c) Super-gay (as if you needed me to tell you).
d) Just Too gay, OK?

Price: £2.35

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Birthday Song

Ref: EM123

YOUR BIRTHDAY SONG

I'm writing a SONG about you
for your BIRTHDAY and it goes
something like this:

Crazy but wonderful
That's what you are
Crazy but wonderful
Like a chicken in a bra...

It's not quite FINISHED yet, but what
do you think so far?
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You are Wonderful

Ref: EM132

YOU ARE WONDERFUL

Hoorah! have a BISCUIT!

Don't worry, Iknow you're not a
DOG so it's not a Dog Biscuit,
it's a HUMAN Biscuit*

*But it's not MADE of humans.

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Special Announcement

Ref: EM127

A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to the recent global turmoil, it has now
been decided that the World will be
governed solely by the principles of
LOVELINESS.
Congratulations! That DEFINITELY
puts YOU in the Cabinet (see your
new office door above).

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Card for Men

Ref: EM90

All-Purpose CARD for MEN

Dear Man,
I know that "men" can get a bit anxious
about DIRECT EMOTIONAL CONTACT
and "SENTIMENTAL" messages, so I'll
just say "Man, um... quite NICE... ahem,
yes. Here's a card for you... or something.
Happy whatever. Ok. Bye."
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