Congratulations Cards

Congratulations

All congratulation cards are blank inside unless otherwise stated.

Champagne Cork

Ref: NI22

Not personalisable. The Champagne Cork is attached to the card with a metal spring and it wobbles.

inside: blank

Price: £2.25

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congratulations - creepy

Ref: UN017

i'm so excited for you and not at all
jealous. okay, i'm a little jealous
but not in a creepy way. okay fine,
it's a little creepy.

inside: congratulations

Price: £2.50

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congratulations - joy

Ref: UN014 cong

the second we heard you
were getting married we
leapt for joy and cried
tears of happiness.
just kidding, we're
not losers.

inside: congratulations

Price: £2.50

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congratulations - so excited

Ref: UN012 cong

you must be so excited you're
getting married and that
you found true love.
maybe if i wasn't so easy,
i could get married too.

inside: congratulations
Price: £2.50

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congratulations - no idea

Ref: UN011 cong

you have no idea how happy
i am that you're getting married.
and since i'm never going to
tell you, you're literally
never going to know.

inside: congratulations
Price: £2.50

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congratulations - found happiness

Ref: UN001 cong

i'm so glad you
found happiness
in another person
and not other
things like booze
or smack.

inside: congratulations
Price: £2.50

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congratulations - mistake

Ref: UN006 cong

even if i thought you were making
a huge mistake by getting married
i wouldn't even tell you.
that's how happy i am for you.

inside: congratulations
Price: £2.50

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Wedding Congratulations

Ref: BG097

Congratulations on your wedding.

inside:
Just so you know, one of you married up
and one of you married down.
But congratulations to you both.

Price: £2.50

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