Birthday - Clayboys

Clayboys Cards

Welcome to Clayboys! Funny, original and clever Canadian cartoon birthday cards that are just a little bit out there.

Unless, of course, you're from Utah in which case they're probably WAY out there.

7" x 5" - Cello wrapped - White envelope

Hint... It's well worth viewing the larger image of these cards.

A good thing

Ref: Clay122

Martha knew she
had done a good thing.

inside:
Happy Birthday!
Let the good
times roll!

Price: £2.25

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Yoga

Ref: Clay133

Betina thinks yoga is better than sex.

inside:
Happy Birthday
to you and your
twisted pussy.

Price: £2.25

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Lucky Bra

Ref: Clay112

Delores has been wearing the same
lucky bra on her Birthday
ever since she was fourteen.

inside:
Happy Birthday...
you haven't
changed a bit
Price: £2.25

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Flossing

Ref: Clay309

Flossing helps clean the areas
that brushing alone just cannot reach.

inside:
Happy Birthday.
And remember it's not clean
unless it smells clean.
Price: £2.25

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Buttox injections

Ref: Clay205

Buttox injections...
Wrong on so many levels.

inside:
Don't do anything
you'll regret
on your Birthday.
Remember,
Hindsight is 20/20.
Price: £2.25

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Bed of nails

Ref: Clay378

"How many times must I tell you,
not to jump up and down on your bed?"

inside:
Live, and Learn.
Happy Birthday!
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Toothpicks

Ref: Clay204

Connie found most bras to be uncomfortable.
Toothpicks weren't much of an improvement.

inside:
Breast Wishes!
Price: £2.25

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Fireman Dick

Ref: Clay167

Dick is here with his big dripping hose
to help you put out your birthday candles.

inside:
A really big fire
needs a really big hose!
(Have a FIVE ALARM Birthday!)
Price: £2.25

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