Board Silly Cards


Board Silly

17cm x 12cm - blank inside - cello wrapped - coloured envelope
 


Classic Birthday

Personalised Greetings Cards


Classic Birthday

Ref: BRD019



HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(Don't mess with the classics)
Price: £2.25


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Morning After

Personalised Greetings Cards


Morning After

Ref: BRD008



Don't worry about the morning after your birthday.
I've sorted it.
Aspirin, Check
Sausage, bacon & egg, Check
Police statement & Bail Money - Check.
Price: £2.25


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Excited Birthday

Personalised Greetings Cards


Excited Birthday

Ref: BRD014



I'm so excited about your birthday
I've totally wrecked my pants.
Price: £2.25


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Jolly Good Fellow

Personalised Greetings Cards


Jolly Good Fellow

Ref: BRD038



For he's a jolly good fellow

For he's a jolly good fellow

For he's a jolly good fellow

On second thoughts
He's a cock
Price: £2.25


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Bollock Chops

Personalised Greetings Cards


Bollock Chops

Ref: BRD031



This card was made for you

(Look it says
happy birthday
bollock chops)
Price: £2.25


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Lucky Barbara

Personalised Greetings Cards


Lucky Barbara

Ref: BRD024



STAFF NOTICE
The canteen will be closed today
because that lucky bitch Barbara
won the lottery and she told us to
'Poke your shitty job up your arses'
Price: £2.25


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Coat Pocket

Personalised Greetings Cards


Coat Pocket

Ref: BRD023



Well shit in my coat pocket and call me Derek,
its your birthday!
Price: £2.25


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Brother Sisiter

Personalised Greetings Cards


Brother Sisiter

Ref: BRD036



Happy Birthday Brother

You are like a Sister to me
Price: £2.25


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Too Much Month

Personalised Greetings Cards


Too Much Month

Ref: BRD017



To my friend,
I owe you a present.
I'm very sorry but I had
too much month left
at the end of the money
Price: £2.25


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Long Face

Personalised Greetings Cards


Long Face

Ref: BRD018



A horse walks into a bar
and the barman asks
'What's with the long face'
And the horse says 'Birth Defect'
(Awkward)
Price: £2.25


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Rearrange Letters

Personalised Greetings Cards


Rearrange Letters

Ref: BRD006



Please don't rearrange the letters on this sign
It makes a poo poo and a horse winkle
plus buckets of bogeys.
Price: £2.50


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Fucking Splendid

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Fucking Splendid

Ref: BRD022



May your birthday
Be absolutely fucking splendid
Price: £2.25


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Birthday Bum Sex

Personalised Greetings Cards


Birthday Bum Sex

Ref: BRD032



A good birthday is like bum sex
Exciting
Not entirely what you expected
Painful in the morning
Price: £2.25


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Tourettes Diner

Personalised Greetings Cards


Tourettes Diner

Ref: BRD033



Terry Tourettes Diner Menu
Ham Egg & Shits £4.00
Scarmbled Jizz £4.25
Pie & Big Tits £5.50
Vegetable Soup with a fucking roll £4.00
'Service with an arse'
Price: £2.25


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Acronym

Personalised Greetings Cards


Acronym

Ref: BRD021



A few words to describe you...
Wonderful
Awesome
Nice
Kind
Easygoing
Remarkable

Oh, would you look at that.
An acronym.
I totally did not see that until now.
Price: £2.25


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