Birthday Cards for Sister

Sister Cards

Q. Are all your family cards here?
A. No. We have too many!

Q. I like the card that says ".....", how do I find more from that range?
A. Easy. Search for the reference code of the card you like. The search result will take you to its own family!

All our Sister greeting cards are blank inside unless otherwise stated.

Sister - chocolate for breakfast

Ref: LFM115

Happy birthday
sister - today
you can have
chocolate for
breakfast.

yum yum

Love from me x

inside:
Happy Birthday

Price: £2.35

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birthday - ten years

Ref: UN043 bd

if it makes you feel any
better, you look exactly
like you did ten years ago,
just ten years older.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - stupid birthday

Ref: UN031 bd

i can't wait for your
birthday to be
over so we can start
celebrating the only
birthday that really
matters, mine.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - ruled the world

Ref: UN033 bd

if i ruled the world, i'd make
a rule that said everyone had to
give you a birthday present.
then i'd take all your presents
and leave you for dead.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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belated birthday - gorgeous

Ref: UN041 bd

i'm so mad i forgot your
birthday i can't even look
at myself. oh who am i
kidding, of course i can.
i'm gorgeous.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - never looked better

Ref: UN025 bd

it's your birthday
and quite honestly,
you've never looked
better. well, obviously
you looked better
a few years ago but
what can you do.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - younger looking

Ref: UN032 bd

i can't think of anyone who gets
younger looking with age than you.
oh wait, nevermind. i just thought
of someone.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - ignore

Ref: UN019 bd

the day after your birthday is the worst
day ever because it's not your birthday
anymore and people go back to ignoring you.
at least that's what happens to me.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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Special Friend

Ref: BG070

For my special friend
on your Birthday

inside:
Part of me calls you my special friend
because you're special to me.
But part of me calls you that
because it makes you sound retarded.

Price: £2.50

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From Us

Ref: BG018

Happy Birthday from us.

inside:
Sure the card says "from us,"
but I think we both know who bought the card
and who just signed their name.

Price: £2.50

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Can't believe

Ref: BG080

I can't believe
you're a year older.

inside:
Well, until I look at you.
After that, it totally makes sense.

Price: £2.50

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You've aged

Ref: BG078

You've aged.

inside:
But haven't we all?
It's just weird how it's so much more obvious on you.
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday.

Price: £2.50

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Very Happy

Ref: BG058

VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

inside:
That's right. Most cards just say, "Happy Birthday."
This one says, "Very Happy Birthday."
because I care more than everyone else.

Price: £2.50

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Family Member

Ref: BG091

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
FAMILY MEMBER.

inside:
I'm sorry this isn't very personalized.
I wasn't sure who in the family I was going to give it to.

Price: £2.50

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Mr. Pickles

Ref: BG059

Happy Birthday

inside:
Are you reading this card or just staring at it?

Here's a test
If you really are reading it, look at me and say,
"I think I'm gonna buy a cat and name it Mr. Pickles."

Price: £2.50

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Look so young

Ref: CRO229

It's your Birthday! I'm amazed you ~~made it this far~~ look so young

Message inside reads:
Happy Birthday
Price: £2.25

Bad memory

Ref: CRO231

I almost didn't send you a card because i've got such a bad ~~hangover~~
memory

Message inside reads:
Happy Birthday
Price: £2.25

Fun and Laughter

Ref: CRO232

Happy Birthday. When I look at your face I see plenty of ~~late nights~~
fun and laughter

Message inside reads:
Happy Birthday
Price: £2.25

Want some cake

Ref: CRO227

I'm sending you this Birthday card because i ~~want some cake~~
love you so much

Message inside reads:
Happy Birthday
Price: £2.25

My Killer Heels

Ref: EM86

MY "KILLER" HEELS

When I wear my Killer Heels, men
will GASP with passion, lust
and longing, and girls will
SIGH with envy and despair.

For I shall be the total QUEEN
of HOTNESS, and they
shall be my faithful, humble
SLAVES.

Price: £2.35

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The Beautiful Frock

Ref: EM47

THE BEAUTIFUL FROCK

"Buy me, Lady", said the frock,
"and I will make you into a
BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and
COMPLETE Human Being."
"Do not be SILLY", said the Man,
"for a frock alone cannot do that."
"TRUE", said the Lady. "I will
have the Shoes and the Bag
as well."

Price: £2.35

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Shimmering Brilliance

Ref: EM124

The GARMENT of SHIMMERING BRILLIANCE

And, Lo, there are appeared before the Lady a
garment of such shimmering BRILLIANCE,
such light, and delicate BEAUTY that it
must have come from the very gods themselves.
"Is this a SIGN?" cried the Lady. " A holy
Robe of Understanding in which the cloak
my restless, YEARNING SOUL?"

"Um, no" a voice replied. "You're just
someone who FANTASISES a lot
about DRESSES."

Price: £2.35

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Gorgeous Handbags

Ref: EM80

Gorgeous Handbags

When the world seems DARK and full of SORROW.
When my feet are DRAGGING on the ground,
I simply look at all my GORGEOUS HANDBAGS
and suddenly TRUE HAPPINESSSis found!

Price: £2.35

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