Birthday Cards for Brother

Brother Cards

Q. Are all your family cards here?
A. No. We have too many!

Q. I like the card that says ".....", how do I find more from that range?
A. Easy. Search for the reference code of the card you like. The search result will take you to its own family!

All our Brother greeting cards are blank inside unless otherwise stated.

birthday - never looked better

Ref: UN025 bd

it's your birthday
and quite honestly,
you've never looked
better. well, obviously
you looked better
a few years ago but
what can you do.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - dummy

Ref: UN038 bd

if you were in a coma with no
hope of waking up, i'd still buy
you the best birthday present ever.
not that you would be awake to
appreciate it, you big dummy.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - stupid birthday

Ref: UN031 bd

i can't wait for your
birthday to be
over so we can start
celebrating the only
birthday that really
matters, mine.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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birthday - ignore

Ref: UN019 bd

the day after your birthday is the worst
day ever because it's not your birthday
anymore and people go back to ignoring you.
at least that's what happens to me.

inside: happy birthday

Price: £2.50

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Special Friend

Ref: BG070

For my special friend
on your Birthday

inside:
Part of me calls you my special friend
because you're special to me.
But part of me calls you that
because it makes you sound retarded.

Price: £2.50

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Best Birthday Card Ever

Ref: BG048

THE
BEST
BIRTHDAY
CARD
EVER!

inside:
Well, it might not be the best birthday card ever,
but it's definitely the most confident.

Price: £2.50

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Can't believe

Ref: BG080

I can't believe
you're a year older.

inside:
Well, until I look at you.
After that, it totally makes sense.

Price: £2.50

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You've aged

Ref: BG078

You've aged.

inside:
But haven't we all?
It's just weird how it's so much more obvious on you.
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday.

Price: £2.50

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Very Happy

Ref: BG058

VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

inside:
That's right. Most cards just say, "Happy Birthday."
This one says, "Very Happy Birthday."
because I care more than everyone else.

Price: £2.50

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Family Member

Ref: BG091

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
FAMILY MEMBER.

inside:
I'm sorry this isn't very personalized.
I wasn't sure who in the family I was going to give it to.

Price: £2.50

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A thousand

Ref: BG022

MAY YOU LIVE
TO BE A THOUSAND.

inside:
And hopefully never grow tired of shitting yourself.
Because I've heard after 80,
you really lose control of your bowels.

Price: £2.50

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Squeezed your way

Ref: BG007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

inside:
I can't believe it
was just ____ years ago today
that you squeezed your way
out of your mother's vagina.

Price: £2.50

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Footbal Life & Death

Ref: UG05

some people think that football
is a matter of life and death

i can assure them that it is much
more important than that

Price: £2.25

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Football

Ref: UG155

My team lives football,
it dreams football.
it eats football.

Now if it could only
play football.

Price: £2.25

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Brother nice

Ref: WO24

Happy Birthday.
For a brother, you're
actually quite nice.

(Though admittedly, I could hit you with
a shovel sometimes given the chance;
Over and over and over and over again.)

Price: £2.25

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