Cardoo Birthday Cards for Kids

The perfect gift: a birthday card that thinks it’s a present.

A new range of children's birthday cards, packed with games, puzzles, stickers, colouring, stories, word-searches and more.

127mm x 178mm (5" x 7") - Envelope - Cello wrapped

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it's your birthday
and quite honestly,
you've never looked
better. well, obviously
you looked better
a few years ago but
what can you do.

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For my special friend
on your Birthday

inside:
Part of me calls you my special friend
because you're special to me.
But part of me calls you that
because it makes you sound retarded.

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"Dear Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."

Simon Drew is a world renowned English illustrator and cartoonist, noted for his quirky punning captions, often featuring animals which he draws in a fine pen-and-ink style.

HUGE 8" x 6" (20.5cm x15cm) - colour envelope - cello wrapped - blank inside

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Oregon based PAPAYA! are devoted to graphic design, painting and hand made, mixed media, antique ephemera, Asian traditions... Y'know, the usual stuff...

Colour coordinated envelope - Fine glittered embellishments - Blank inside
Printed on recycled paper - Sealed in clear plastic sleeve - 5" x 7"

PAPAYA! Birthday Cards are embellished with fine glitter details.

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Los Angeles based O + D (Offensive plus Delightful) cards are only for close friends, family members, lovers, neighbours, interesting strangers, the intelligensia, those with a highly developed sense of sarcasm...

Approx 15.5cm x 8.5cm (3.25" x 6") - Cello wrapped - Buff envelope - Blank inside

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Families are like fudge...
mostly sweet with a few nuts.

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A selection of classic fine art birthday cards featuring well-loved paintings, decorative patterns and unique illustrations from the archives of museums and galleries throughout the UK and beyond.

NOTE: The "Classics" logo does not appear on the actual card.

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Age is mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.



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Every time you masturbate,
God kills a kitten.

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I like your hair

complimentary biscuit

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NSFW. The world is filling with warning signs. Here are some more to get you safely through the day...

WARNING
I think the postman
is stealing the money
I keep putting in your
birthday cards.

17cm x 12cm - blank inside - colour envelope - cello wrapped

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I can't breathe...

Ssshhh... We're so close...



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One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war!

Five, six, seven, eight. I used this hand to masturbate!


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There comes a time
in every womans life,
when the only
thing that helps is
a glass of
champagne.


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Banksy, graffiti artist, spray paints a thousand words...



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Rude and very funny. A contemporary take on cringeworthy '70s images.
Roll back the years and see what really went on..!

Colin said it would be a fun day out.
Colin was a twat.

17cm x 12cm - white envelope - cello wrapped - blank inside

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Not Safe for Work.
A collection of our rudest birthday cards...

I don't have Tourettes.
You're just a xxxx.

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Quite simply, a fantastic collection of images from Icon.

16cm x 16cm - envelope - cello wrapped - blank inside

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Exclusively from Cool Cards - Jesus & Mo Birthday cards.

What is Jesus & Mo?
It’s a twice-weekly comic strip dealing in religious satire.

We creatively use the the Jesus & Mo comic strip Font to enhance your (optionally) personalised greeting card message... We like to think that's what Jesus would do.

14.5cm x 14.5cm - white envelope - cello wrapped

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OMG! LOL WTF?

Word Up! Birthday Cards - Grunge hits the highstreet..!

17cm x 12cm - blank inside - colour envelope - cello wrapped

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Laughter is the best medicine

But alcohol does the job better


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Famous faces. Celebrity animals


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Whenever there's trouble with your bubbles...

the Fantastic Fizz

A contemporary take on 20th century wartime posters.
And a homage to wine and a banana and healthy, graceful birthdays.

15cm x 15cm - blank inside - white envelope

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HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
YOU
OLD TART

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Tommy Cooper.

I went to the doctor.
He said "you've got a very serious illness"
I said "I want a second opinion"...
He said "all right, you're ugly as well"

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I never forget your Birthday because you keep reminding me I'm always thinking of you

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Joanne's worst fears had come true; she had caught
Michael red handed, canoodling with a pair of tarts.

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Method No.86 Death by Cheese Grater


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"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet
and this time, don't try anything funny."


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Terry the Weasel in
Forest Dump

Plop goes the weasel

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Note: Heavily-textured card stock.
May well result in reduced quality of Personalised print.

Approx. 5.5" x 6.5" - Blank inside - White envelope - Made in England - Compostable cellobags - Recycled envelopes

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DO NOT WORRY ABOUT AVOIDING TEMPTATION.
AS YOU GROW OLDER IT WILL AVOID YOU.

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Very rude, very crude... Adult humour. Starring Mr. Tourette, Work, Weekend and Cheese & Wine.

hello?

yeah it's me, have you seen the
remote control anywhere?

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It's your birthday!
Let's celebrate healthy living.

whole foods
whole grains
whole pizza
whole mojito
whole buffet

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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

I'm not going to lie to you;
this card is way later than you think.
It's actually for your birthday in 2002.

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