It's quite true... A picture is worth a 1000 words.

15cm x 15cm - Blank inside - Grey envelope - Cello wrapped

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For my special friend
on your Birthday

inside:
Part of me calls you my special friend
because you're special to me.
But part of me calls you that
because it makes you sound retarded.

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it's your birthday
and quite honestly,
you've never looked
better. well, obviously
you looked better
a few years ago but
what can you do.

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A lovely new birthday card range from Bald Guy - Same snark - Different style.

18cm x 11.5cm - textured card - green envelope - not cello wrapped

**DUE TO THE HEAVY TEXTURE OF THESE CARDS, THEY CANNOT BE PERSONALISED**

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Bigger, bolder and brassier Scrawl birthday cards.

15cm x 15cm - Blank inside - Envelope - Cello wrapped.

Printed in the UK on FSC approved sustainable board.

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TOAsted Art Cards

15cm x 15cm - Blank inside - Grey envelope - Cello wrapped

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Rachel Bright designs her Bright Side birthday cards using print-blocks which are then finished with gold and silver foils.

17cm x 14cm - White envelope - Blank inside - Cello wrapped


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17cm x 14cm - White envelope - Blank inside - Cello wrapped


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17cm x 12cm - blank inside - cello wrapped - coloured envelope

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5" x 7" - blank inside - colour envelope - cello wrapped

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Note: Heavily-textured card stock.
May well result in reduced quality of Personalised print.

Approx. 5.5" x 6.5" - Blank inside - White envelope - Made in England - Compostable cellobags - Recycled envelopes

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Age is mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.



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"Dear Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."

Simon Drew is a world renowned English illustrator and cartoonist, noted for his quirky punning captions, often featuring animals which he draws in a fine pen-and-ink style.

HUGE 8" x 6" (20.5cm x15cm) - colour envelope - cello wrapped - blank inside

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Oregon based PAPAYA! are devoted to graphic design, painting and hand made, mixed media, antique ephemera, Asian traditions... Y'know, the usual stuff...

Colour coordinated envelope - Fine glittered embellishments - Blank inside
Printed on recycled paper - Sealed in clear plastic sleeve - 5" x 7"

PAPAYA! Birthday Cards are embellished with fine glitter details.

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Susan Entwistle. World renowned artist who paints using a contemporary, pointillist style, building layers of coloured dots and marks using acrylic paints to emulate the vibrancy of flowers, trees and foliage and to capture the essence of beautiful gardens, woodlands and landscapes.

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French. Fresh, fashionable, fabulous.

Making art accessible to as many people as possible for over 50 years.


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Los Angeles based O + D (Offensive plus Delightful) cards are only for close friends, family members, lovers, neighbours, interesting strangers, the intelligensia, those with a highly developed sense of sarcasm...

Approx 15.5cm x 8.5cm (3.25" x 6") - Cello wrapped - Buff envelope - Blank inside

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There comes a time
in every womans life,
when the only
thing that helps is
a glass of
champagne.


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Cardoo Birthday Cards for Kids

The perfect gift: a birthday card that thinks it’s a present.

A new range of children's birthday cards, packed with games, puzzles, stickers, colouring, stories, word-searches and more.

127mm x 178mm (5" x 7") - Envelope - Cello wrapped

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A selection of classic fine art birthday cards featuring well-loved paintings, decorative patterns and unique illustrations from the archives of museums and galleries throughout the UK and beyond.

NOTE: The "Classics" logo does not appear on the actual card.

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Every time you masturbate,
God kills a kitten.

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I like your hair

complimentary biscuit

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NSFW. The world is filling with warning signs. Here are some more to get you safely through the day...

WARNING
I think the postman
is stealing the money
I keep putting in your
birthday cards.

17cm x 12cm - blank inside - colour envelope - cello wrapped

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It's your birthday!
Let's celebrate healthy living.

whole foods
whole grains
whole pizza
whole mojito
whole buffet

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Very rude, very crude... Adult humour. Starring Mr. Tourette, Work, Weekend and Cheese & Wine.

hello?

yeah it's me, have you seen the
remote control anywhere?

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Of course there's no such thing as Atheist Birthday Cards. It's a funny old myth.

Just a fantastic collection of vaguely interesting, faith related, birthday cards.

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I can't breathe...

Ssshhh... We're so close...



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One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war!

Five, six, seven, eight. I used this hand to masturbate!


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Banksy, graffiti artist, spray paints a thousand words...



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HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
YOU
OLD TART

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Rude and very funny. A contemporary take on cringeworthy '70s images.
Roll back the years and see what really went on..!

Colin said it would be a fun day out.
Colin was a twat.

17cm x 12cm - white envelope - cello wrapped - blank inside

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Exclusively from Cool Cards - Jesus & Mo Birthday cards.

What is Jesus & Mo?
It’s a twice-weekly comic strip dealing in religious satire.

We creatively use the the Jesus & Mo comic strip Font to enhance your (optionally) personalised greeting card message... We like to think that's what Jesus would do.

14.5cm x 14.5cm - white envelope - cello wrapped

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OMG! LOL WTF?

Word Up! Birthday Cards - Grunge hits the highstreet..!

17cm x 12cm - blank inside - colour envelope - cello wrapped

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Laughter is the best medicine

But alcohol does the job better


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Famous faces. Celebrity animals


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Whenever there's trouble with your bubbles...

the Fantastic Fizz

A contemporary take on 20th century wartime posters.
And a homage to wine and a banana and healthy, graceful birthdays.

15cm x 15cm - blank inside - white envelope

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I never forget your Birthday because you keep reminding me I'm always thinking of you

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Joanne's worst fears had come true; she had caught
Michael red handed, canoodling with a pair of tarts.

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Method No.86 Death by Cheese Grater


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"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet
and this time, don't try anything funny."


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Terry the Weasel in
Forest Dump

Plop goes the weasel

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DO NOT WORRY ABOUT AVOIDING TEMPTATION.
AS YOU GROW OLDER IT WILL AVOID YOU.

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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

I'm not going to lie to you;
this card is way later than you think.
It's actually for your birthday in 2002.

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