Bald Guy Occasions Cards

Refreshingly honest, sometimes brutal, always sarcastic, but never the less very caring cards.
Ian Kalman & Sean Farrell of San Francisco, California, a snarky greeting card partnership that lovingly tell it like it is.

7" x 5" - green envelope - not cello wrapped - recycled board - snarkastic

Have I told you?

Ref: BGV909

Have I told you
lately that I love you?

inside:
Did it work? Did I get laid?
Happy Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.25

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Be My Valentine

Ref: BGV028

Be My Valentine

inside:
And by "Be My Valentine,"
I mean let's have sex on Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.25

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Most Beautiful

Ref: BGV073

You are the most
beautiful person
I've ever known.

inside:
I'm sorry, I should specify...
You are the most beautiful person
I've ever known -- that would actually date me.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.25

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Get Well

Ref: BG031

Get well soon.

inside:
Before you become a financial burden on your entire family.

Price: £2.50

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Same sex wedding

Ref: BG088

Congratulations on your
same sex wedding.

inside:
Lets hope the Mormons are wrong
and you're not going to hell for this.

Price: £2.50

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Congratulations

Ref: BG009

Congratulations

inside:
May your 1st marriage
bring you nothing but happiness.

Price: £2.50

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Mother's Day Everyday

Ref: BG139

I think every day should be
Mother's Day.

inside: But I think just one of those days should be
designated for gifts and stuff.
I mean, if I had to get you something every day,
I'd definitely grow to resent you.

Price: £2.50

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