Bald Guy Occasions Cards

Refreshingly honest, sometimes brutal, always sarcastic, but never the less very caring cards.
Ian Kalman & Sean Farrell of San Francisco, California, a snarky greeting card partnership that lovingly tell it like it is.

7" x 5" - green envelope - not cello wrapped - recycled board - snarkastic

Have I told you?

Ref: BGV909

Have I told you
lately that I love you?

inside:
Did it work? Did I get laid?
Happy Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.25

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Be My Valentine

Ref: BGV028

Be My Valentine

inside:
And by "Be My Valentine,"
I mean let's have sex on Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.25

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Most Beautiful

Ref: BGV073

You are the most
beautiful person
I've ever known.

inside:
I'm sorry, I should specify...
You are the most beautiful person
I've ever known -- that would actually date me.

Happy Valentine's Day.

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I heard you were sick

Ref: BG121

I heard you were sick.

inside:
I also heard a bunch of other stuff about you,
but I'll wait until you feel better to talk about that.

Get well soon.

Price: £2.50

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Get Well

Ref: BG031

Get well soon.

inside:
Before you become a financial burden on your entire family.

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Wedding Congratulations

Ref: BG097

Congratulations on your wedding.

inside:
Just so you know, one of you married up
and one of you married down.
But congratulations to you both.

Price: £2.50

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Same sex wedding

Ref: BG088

Congratulations on your
same sex wedding.

inside:
Lets hope the Mormons are wrong
and you're not going to hell for this.

Price: £2.50

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Congratulations

Ref: BG009

Congratulations

inside:
May your 1st marriage
bring you nothing but happiness.

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World's 9th Best Dad

Ref: BG040

World's 9th Best Dad

inside:
Hey, 9th best is still pretty good.
You made a couple crucial mistakes when
I was younger, or you'd be even higher.

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Bigger Sorry

Ref: BG76

I'm Sorry.

inside:
It became apparent that you weren't going to apologise
so I decided to be the bigger person.

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Sorry Vulture

Ref: BG086

I'm sorry

inside:
You're always right and I'm always wrong.
You're the best and I'm the worst.
You're great at everything and I suck at everything.
Are you happy now?

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